Hellbound
Merchant of Doom
Had a friend who the dice hated. He ended up having to play a druid with 6 INT. Said druid was last seen chasing after a bear yelling, "Come back bear! Don't you want to be my friend?" It became a running gag and the poor guy was allowed to roll up a new character.
Sadly, you can't roll up a new character in real life.
Heh.
We shoudl start a "Role-Playing Stories" thread in community. One of my favorite characters was a female elf mage/thief. She was true Neutral, nto in the sense of "balance" that so many players get stuck on but in the sense of "I don't care about law, chaos, good, or evil, what's best for me". A memeorable example of her character was in one adventure when we were exploring the tomb of a renowned wizard, looking for some artifact or other. One of the rooms had a murky pool. I borrowed our Wizard's staff to probe the bottom of the pool, then handed it back. AS soon as he took it I turned to the DM..."so what happened to him when he grabbed the wet end of the staff?"