Updated for your convenience
Evidence for why we know the N/T writers were telling the truth
or
The Nightmare Before Easter
Written by
the JREF Repitoire
Starring:
DOC as DOC
These boots as DOC's Stunt Double
Akhenaten as Yul Brenner as Ramses
Lothian as Hokulele
Cleon as Akhenaten
kmortis as joobz
fire troll from WoW as kmortis
paximperium as God
Sir William Ramsay as paximerium as God
carlitos as Norman Geisler
Elizabeth I as the Spunky, hard hitting, yet sexy girl reporter (aka Gwennie)
Lucian as Luke, the World's Greatest Historiantm
Hokulele as Thomas "Super Christian" Jefferson
Helen as the Evidence aka the character not present in this movie
Donald Rumsfeld as Pilate
Colin Firth as the Spunky, hard hitting, yet sexy girl reporter's love interest.
Robbie Coltrane as Jewish Elder #1
Wolrab as Wolrabrel and Gospel Author
joobz as Logic
BRIAN BLESSED as John the Baptist
six7s as Circular Reasoning
and Simon as Appeal to Authority
Narrated by Stephen Fry
Produced by Tim Burton
Directed by Donald Rumsfeld Rob Zombie
Asst. to Mr. Firth - Helen
Test Audience:
jond
Pharoah,
Do you think you could snazzy this up with some graphics?
Also, if I cast six7s as Circular Reasoning, who's gonna play six7s?