Evidence for why we know the New Testament writers told the truth.

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Can I play the part of Logic? Although, it would require me getting beaten into an unrecognizable pulp by DOC.....
 
I could play some kind of logical fallacy.

Not the 'No true Scotsman', though, I have nice legs, for sure, and would look nice in a kilt, but it's a minor role.

Nah, the real star would be the 'Appeal to authority' but then, I assume, I'd have to wear some king of military uniform, and I don't really have a cosplay budget. And I don't think I could pull out a dominatrix garb...
 
Simon39759 said:
I could play some kind of logical fallacy.

Not the 'No true Scotsman', though, I have nice legs, for sure, and would look nice in a kilt, but it's a minor role.

Nah, the real star would be the 'Appeal to authority' but then, I assume, I'd have to wear some king of military uniform, and I don't really have a cosplay budget. And I don't think I could pull out a dominatrix garb...
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How about "Appeal to Authority" clad in a Roman Legionare's outfit?

Ya think we could get Toni Collette to guest star as "Appeal to popularity"?
 
kmortis said:
How about "Appeal to Authority" clad in a Roman Legionare's outfit?
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Maybe, why not Romani ite domum and all that...


Ya think we could get Toni Collette to guest star as "Appeal to popularity"?
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Nah; too many aussies already. We don't want the set to turn into a beer fest/kangaroo groping orgy, would we? And the three days long cricket matches would be slowing down the production to a halt...
 
joobz said:
Can I play the part of Logic? Although, it would require me getting beaten into an unrecognizable pulp by DOC.....
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kmortis said:
All the while he ignores you.
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RoboTimbo said:
No no! DOC took a course on joobz.
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RoboTimbo, my comment was about the character joobz would play, Logic. DOC beats him up while all the while alternates between ignoring him and claming to know him well. He'll pay attention to me, playing the role of joobz, see?
 
Evidence for why we know the N/T writers were telling the truth
or
The Nightmare Before Easter​

Written by
the JREF Repitoire​
Starring:
DOC as DOC
These boots as DOC's Stunt Double
Akhenaten as Yul Brenner as Ramses
Lothian as Hokulele
Cleon as Akhenaten
kmortis as joobz
fire troll from WoW as kmortis
paximperium as God
Sir William Ramsay as paximerium as God
carlitos as Norman Geisler
Elizabeth I as the Spunky, hard hitting, yet sexy girl reporter (aka Gwennie)
Lucian as Luke, the World's Greatest HistoriantmHokulele as Thomas "Super Christian" Jefferson
Helen as the Evidence aka the character not present in this movie
Donald Rumsfeld as Pilate
Colin Firth as the Spunky, hard hitting, yet sexy girl reporter's love interest.
Robbie Coltrane as Jewish Elder #1
Wolrab as Wolrabrel and Gospel Author
joobz as Logic
and Simon as Appeal to Authority​


Narrated by Stephen Fry
Produced by Tim Burton
Directed by Donald Rumsfeld Rob Zombie​

Test Audience:
jond​


I think I got everyone.​
 
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kmortis said:
Evidence for why we know the N/T writers were telling the truth
or
The Nightmare Before Easter​

Written by
the JREF Repitoire​
Starring:
DOC as DOC
These boots as DOC's Stunt Double
Akhenaten as Yul Brenner as Ramses
Lothian as Hokulele
Cleon as Akhenaten
kmortis as joobz
fire troll from WoW as kmortis
paximperium as God
Sir William Ramsay as paximerium as God
carlitos as Norman Geisler
Elizabeth I as the Spunky, hard hitting, yet sexy girl reporter (aka Gwennie)
Lucian as Luke, the World's Greatest HistoriantmHokulele as Thomas "Super Christian" Jefferson
Helen as the Evidence aka the character not present in this movie
Donald Rumsfeld as Pilate
Colin Firth as the Spunky, hard hitting, yet sexy girl reporter's love interest.
Robbie Coltrane as Jewish Elder #1
Wolrab as Wolrabrel and Gospel Author
joobz as Logic
and Simon as Appeal to Authority​


Narrated by Stephen Fry
Produced by Tim Burton
Directed by Donald Rumsfeld Rob Zombie​

Test Audience:
jond​


I think I got everyone.​
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This just cries out for opening titles a la Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
 
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I just decided to see what the fewest number of terms from the title of this thread would make it appear on the first page of a Google search. I got to four "evidence new testament authors" when tour beloved movie script...um, thread popped up to #2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
You forgot:
Crazy bag lady as Kurious Kathy

We also need someone to play Karate Easter Bunny and Dominatrix Santa Clause.
 
I forgot to mention that I am willing to do nude scenes. Yup, me, the man boobs, and the beer belly are quite willing to let it all hang out for the cause.
 
paximperium said:
Which of the Gospel writer's saw any of these miracles?
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More than likely the apostle and gospel writer's Matthew and John; and probably Luke also (since he was a companion of Paul who did some miracles). And we've already been over the evidence issue for Matthew and John writing their gospels "several" times so I'm not going to talk about that again.
 
DOC said:
More than likely the apostle and gospel writer's Matthew and John; and probably Luke also (since he was a companion of Paul who did some miracles). And we've already been over the evidence issue for Matthew and John writing their gospels "several" times so I'm not going to talk about that again.
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We have been over it so why do you still pretend they wrote them? I am glad you still put your dishonesty out there for all to see.
 
amb said:
And you are possibly correct. I'm in the minority position simply because 90% of biblical scholars, including Erhman take Jesus' existence as the default position before they start their research. Some cannot find a historical Jeebus anywhere, but nevertheless come away with a Jesus as historical fact position.
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What is your source that 90% of scholars take Jesus' existence as the default position?
 
DOC said:
More than likely the apostle and gospel writer's Matthew and John; and probably Luke also (since he was a companion of Paul who did some miracles). And we've already been over the evidence issue for Matthew and John writing their gospels "several" times so I'm not going to talk about that again.
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Most biblical scholars agree that the gospels were not written by the apostles whose name the gospels bear.

You know this, yet you keep offering it up as evidence. No Sale.
 
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