I'm wondering what his current
crackpot index is.
I checked myself out on that a while back. Here you go:
A -5 point starting credit.
OK, I'm on -5.
1 point for every statement that is widely agreed on to be false.
I don't make false statements. Sometimes people say "that's wrong", but they can't back it up.
2 points for every statement that is clearly vacuous.
Not me.
3 points for every statement that is logically inconsistent.
Definitely not me. My logic bites like a crocodile and it doesn't let go.
5 points for each such statement that is adhered to despite careful correction.
Nope. I have made mistakes, and I'm willing to take it on the chin and say sorry when it turns out I got it wrong.
5 points for using a thought experiment that contradicts the results of a widely accepted real experiment.
Nope, I'm very keen on real experiments and empirical evidence and observation.
5 points for each word in all capital letters (except for those with defective keyboards).
OK, I'll take 5 points for RELATIVITY+, so now I'm on zero.
5 points for each mention of \"Einstien\", \"Hawkins\" or \"Feynmann\".
No chance. (Einstien is however very easy to mistype, and I have had a chuckle with Hawkins before now, but I'm pretty precise)
10 points for each claim that quantum mechanics is fundamentally misguided (without good evidence).
Quantum mechanics isn't misguided. The maths works. Some of the interpretations are however total pseudoscience. Or should I say: crackpot!
10 points for pointing out that you have gone to school, as if this were evidence of sanity.
Nope.
10 points for beginning the description of your theory by saying how long you have been working on it.
Nay lad. Not my theory.
10 points for mailing your theory to someone you don\'t know personally and asking them not to tell anyone else about it, for fear that your ideas will be stolen.
Uh oh. I'm fairly public, but I have done this. Hey, you live and learn. Now I'm on 10 points.
10 points for offering prize money to anyone who proves and/or finds any flaws in your theory.
No way. I know that nothing is ever perfect.
10 points for each new term you invent and use without properly defining it.
I am careful to avoid this sort of thing. I've come across it and thought "yeuw!"
10 points for each statement along the lines of \"I'm not good at math, but my theory is conceptually right, so all I need is for someone to express it in terms of equations\".
Go on then, I've tried to interest mathematicians because I don't have time myself to do everything myself, and besides, I don't want to do them out of a job. Can't have them flipping burgers for a living! Now I'm on 20 points.
10 points for arguing that a current well-established theory is \"only a theory\", as if this were somehow a point against it.
Since I've said string theory isn't even a theory, let's have another ten points. I'll wear that badge with pride. Running total: 30 points.
10 points for arguing that while a current well-established theory predicts phenomena correctly, it doesn\'t explain \"why\" they occur, or fails to provide a \"mechanism\".
Oh definitely. Oh yes. 40 points.
10 points for each favorable comparison of yourself to Einstein, or claim that special or general relativity are fundamentally misguided (without good evidence).
Cough, much to my shame I have to give myself ten points for comparison. 50 points in total.
10 points for claiming that your work is on the cutting edge of a \"paradigm shift\".
Oh yeah, baby. 60 points. This is fun.
20 points for emailing me and complaining about the crackpot index, e.g. saying that it \"suppresses original thinkers\" or saying that I misspelled \"Einstein\" in item 8.
I have half a mind to do this. The guy's an airhead.
20 points for suggesting that you deserve a Nobel prize.
In an unwise moment I did allow myself to be goaded and say the wrong thing here. Or so my Swedish friends tell me.
20 points for each favorable comparison of yourself to Newton or claim that classical mechanics is fundamentally misguided (without good evidence).
You know he spent his latter years working on light? Smart guy, Newton. Even greater than people realise. But I've never compared myself to the guy.
20 points for every use of science fiction works or myths as if they were fact.
Geddoutofit. Time travel is science fiction. So are parallel worlds. Unseen dimensions are a myth, so are branes.
20 points for defending yourself by bringing up (real or imagined) ridicule accorded to your past theories.
Don't think so.
20 points for each use of the phrase \"hidebound reactionary\".
Nope.
20 points for each use of the phrase \"self-appointed defender of the orthodoxy\".
Naw.
30 points for suggesting that a famous figure secretly disbelieved in a theory which he or she publicly supported. (E.g., that Feynman was a closet opponent of special relativity, as deduced by reading between the lines in his freshman physics textbooks.)
Not me.
30 points for suggesting that Einstein, in his later years, was groping his way towards the ideas you now advocate.
Definitely. The concept of field is no longer appropriate. 110 points.
30 points for claiming that your theories were developed by an extraterrestrial civilization (without good evidence).
Aw FFS, that's ridiculous.
30 points for allusions to a delay in your work while you spent time in an asylum, or references to the psychiatrist who tried to talk you out of your theory.
Now that's getting nasty.
40 points for comparing those who argue against your ideas to Nazis, stormtroopers, or brownshirts.
Tsk. WTF is this guy on?
40 points for claiming that the \"scientific establishment\" is engaged in a \"conspiracy\" to prevent your work from gaining its well-deserved fame, or suchlike.
I'll take the 40 points. Running total 150 points. This happens all the time. Physics is far more competitive than the public apprciates. Take a look at page 53 of Graham Farmelo's book "The Strangest Man" and you can see how the guys at DAMTP were still sneering at Einstein in 1923:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/reader/0...EsSqwUybItoSS5GJeixcIhFTVPnJNM6k=#reader-page
40 points for comparing yourself to Galileo, suggesting that a modern-day Inquisition is hard at work on your case..
Nope. But I have mentioned Bruno. Does that count?
40 points for claiming that when your theory is finally appreciated, present-day science will be seen for the sham it truly is. (30 more points for fantasizing about show trials in which scientists who mocked your theories will be forced to recant.)
This is my nightmare scenario. I'll take the 40 points. That's a running total of 190 points.
50 points for claiming you have a revolutionary theory but giving no concrete testable predictions.
Not me.
OK, 190 points, where does that leave me? Leading edge? Thinking outside the box? Maverick? Uh, there's no readout. So I don't know.
Duh. And that makes the whole thing a typical piece of sneering intellectual arrogance. Bit of fun? No. People use abuse to protect their position and cling to conviction when they can't deal with the evidence and the logic. Hence
"science advances one death at a time".