Rush Limbaugh Has Heart Attack in Hawaii

[Grizzly Bear]

They've been saying that a heart attack is a possibility given the symptoms but they really haven't confirmed it yet, and Limbaugh hasn't made any indication about it either at this point. His stand-in for today's show pretty much said as much.

 

[Walter Ego]

Hawaiian Cottage Cheese Chemclouds In The Sky

It was those Hawaiian chemtrails that did it. Especially the extra fat cottage cheese chemtrails.

This chick actually sent me a friend invite on You Tube.

 

[kookbreaker]

He had an unhealthy amount of weight loss in the time frame, though.

Opiates can sure cut one's appetite.

 

[CptColumbo]

If he were to die, would anyone believe the Death Certificate (or certification of assuming room temperature)?

 

[Myron Proudfoot]

I thought he had lost a considerable amount of weight in recent years.

I think it fluctuates quite a bit. he seemed pretty obese, in some photos from earlier this year......

 

[Mr.D]

If he were to die, would anyone believe the Death Certificate (or certification of assuming room temperature)?

Didn't you hear? Because it takes months to canoe from island to island, anybody can obtain a Hawaiian CODD (Certificate of Dead Death) under false pretenses.

You gotta be especially wary of those shifty Maui folks.

 

[dudalb]

I admit I find the "I Hope he Dies" comments in the Politics section here to be pretty disgusting.

 

[Hokulele]

You gotta be especially wary of those shifty Maui folks.

Hey! Maui no ka oi!

 

[Travis]

Funny how everyone uses Colonel Mustard as their go to Clue character.

I admit I find the "I Hope he Dies" comments in the Politics section here to be pretty disgusting.

I think if he'd actually died things would be more polite. Of course there will always be some asshats on the internet.

 

[Meed]

Older fat guy has heart attack,

tragically survives...

news at 11.

 

[Whiplash]

There's something very tragic about this whole story, that's for sure. But it's not that Limbaugh survived.

Something about people showing their true colors, or something like that...

 

[Meed]

I admit to having a sense of humor.

 

[Klimax]

I admit to having a sense of humor.

Unfortunately too easly missed and/or mistaken for other kind of comment...

 

[Thunder]

did he change his name from "Limberg" to "Limbaugh"?

i see a Zionist angle in all of this.

 

[BenBurch]

did he change his name from "Limberg" to "Limbaugh"?

i see a Zionist angle in all of this.

No, he changed it from Jeff Christie;

http://pssht.com/biography/rush_limbaugh.html

 

[Moss]

I hope it's not a sideeffect of selfadministered Viagra.

 

[Alareth]

It was those Hawaiian chemtrails that did it. Especially the extra fat cottage cheese chemtrails.

This chick actually sent me a friend invite on You Tube.

Oh noes! Altocumulus Clouds!

I wonder if she is related to the "What are they putting in the water that makes rainbows" lady

 

[Walter Ego]

Oh noes! Altocumulus Clouds!

I wonder if she is related to the "What are they putting in the water that makes rainbows" lady

I like the bit in the video were she spots a "regular" cloud.

 

[Just thinking]

I believe he's already been released and that there was no evidence of it being a heat attack (from medical tests).

 

[Meed]

I suspect Obama and his croneys replaced the real Rush (obviously dead) with some sort of clone.