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Dylan Avery WRIF interview about Nat Geo 9/11 Special

That Steven Jones paper has been making the rounds. My buddy who I thought got over the Alex Jonesian bunkum brought it up the other day.

Of course, when pressed, he couldn't really answer what thermite was or describe what it's used for, or how it does what it does.

I swear, it's like arguing with the 'future' characters of the movie Idiocracy.

'...But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes. You want us to put water on the crops instead?'

'Yes.'

'Like, the water that comes from the toilet?'

'Well, it doesn't have to come from the toilet, but yes. We should put water on the crops instead of Brawndo.'

'But Brawndo has what plants crave! It's got electrolytes!'

'Well, let's look at the situation. The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo isn't working. We should just try the water out instead and see if that works.'

'Yeah? Well, I've never seen plants grow out of a toilet.'

'Okay, look - we want to get this problem solved. So we have to try a solution of some kind. Let's see if the water hypothesis works, and go from there, rather than worrying about what plants may or may not crave.'

'But we know what plants crave. Brawndo. It's got electrolytes.'

'...Okay - what are electrolytes? Do you know?'

'Yeah. It's what they use to make Brawndo.'

'But why do they use them in Bawndo? What do they do?'

'They're part of what plants crave.'

'But why do plants crave them?'

'Because plants crave Brawndo, and Brawndo has electrolytes.'
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Thanks for the video/radio post Walter. I need brain bleach from listening to Dylan and his shillin'.
 
CHF said:
Dylan's faith in Steven Jones is amazing.

How much more obvious does Jones' fraud have to be for these dolts to wake up?
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They never will. Steven Jones has sold them the story they want to hear. If Jones stopped selling it tomorrow, troofers would continue to sell his story on their own until someone came along with a new story they liked as much or more. Jones has told them what they wanted to hear, and that's all that matters in TroofWorld.
 
Walter Ego said:
I was amused by Dylan's repeated assertion that WTC 1 and 2 were turned into "talcum power"
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If that's true then I guess the air quality wasn't that bad at Ground Zero.

Sword_Of_Truth said:
Thanks for the youtube version, Walter.

Am I the only one who wants to seriously slap the snot out of that malignant pissant after listening to this?
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+4 (But it's more fun watching/hearing him be humiliated by others)
 
Drew and Mike are freakin' hilarious. I listen to them on Detroit radio all the time.

Thanks for the links, I missed that the other day.
 
My favourite part, about 22 minutes in:

Dylan Avery: ...because you're not going to listen to anything I have to say. So if you actually want to watch evidence, and you want to watch a physicist (Jones) go through actual evidence, recovered from the World Trade Center, watch Steven Jones' presentation online. Because I don't have to sit here and be constantly insulted and ridiculed--

Mike Clark: You're the one who started insulting people, you dick.
 
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For those (including me) who haven't listened...remember the rule is you must drink everytime Dylan uses the word "Dude" (NWO Policy #42-A9)
 
nicepants said:
For those (including me) who haven't listened...remember the rule is you must drink everytime Dylan uses the word "Dude" (NWO Policy #42-A9)
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I must have missed that part of the NWO directive. Now I'll have to listen to the broadcast again. :D
 
Dylan is an uneducable doofus, but listening to that clip reminded me why I don't listen to Talk Radio/Howard Stern/Morning Zoo stuff anymore. The DJs were 99% right about everything they said and Dylan was 99% wrong, but the casual listener who knows nothing about Avery is just going to hear two loud mouthed shock jocks ganging up on some hapless crank. I was hoping to be amused but all that clip managed to do was give me a headache. Who knows, maybe that's the only way to carry on a conversation with a Truther, but it's a sad commentary on modern broadcasting.

Then again maybe I'm just getting old.:(
 
Good grief! This just boggles the mind - that so many young viewers have been suckered in by Dylan's video orgies of ignorance.
No wonder these truthers are floundering around without much direction after 8 years.

Just to take one of Dylan's false claims, the Barry Jennings/ Michael Hess testimony about and explosion:
Michael Hess says exactly the opposite of what Dylan claims,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRfctTxaIZY#t=2m37s

Hess clearly states that the power went off (10:00am) BEFORE they left the command centre.

And later 'There were no explosions.Did I feel the building shake? Absolutely....and I know now that that was caused by the Northern half of number 1 (WTC1) falling on the Southern half of our building'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRfctTxaIZY#t=9m20s

What part of this does Dylan not understand? All of it, apparently.

What a pathetic effort.
 
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alienentity said:
...What a pathetic effort.
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I see Dylan Avery as more akin to the guy who banged the neighborhood crazy chick. All his friends warned him not to do it, but he was so desperate for a piece of tail that he did it anyway. Now he knows that not only will no other girl ever have him now, but he must also cater to the crazy chick's every whim, agreeing with everything she says no matter how stupid and contradictory, and professing his undying love at least once a minute. Because if he ever fails to do these things she'll come looking for him with a pair of super-heavy-duty boxcutters. I bet he'd desperately like to leave the whole Truth thing far behind, but he doesn't dare because he knows all too well that if he ever did, then short of entering the Witness Protection Program his erstwhile fans will make his life a living hell from now on.
 
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Did anyone notice how Dylan soiled his panties over the hosts saying "four planes crashed into four buildings" but he then himself says that Jennings and Hess were blown up?

Little Dyllie's got to have himself a temper tantrum over someone else inaccurate turn of phrase or minor slip of the tounge, but when he does it, it's apparently ok.
 
Stellafane said:
I see Dylan Avery as more akin to the guy who banged the neighborhood crazy chick. All his friends warned him not to do it, but he was so desperate for a piece of tail that he did it anyway. Now he knows that not only will no other girl ever have him now, but he must also cater to the crazy chick's every whim, agreeing with everything she says no matter how stupid and contradictory, and professing his undying love at least once a minute. Because if he ever fails to do these things she'll come looking for him with a pair of super-heavy-duty boxcutters. I bet he'd desperately like to leave the whole Truth thing far behind, but he doesn't dare because he knows all too well that if he ever did, then short of entering the Witness Protection Program his erstwhile fans will make his life a living hell from now on.
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So, he knows my ex wife?? Lol, Just kidding, I don't have an ex wife.
 
What does Dylan do actually? Does he have a job or is he still a basement dweller?
 
AWPrime said:
What does Dylan do actually? Does he have a job or is he still a basement dweller?
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AFAIK he's a full-time conspiracy video maker. Correct me if I'm wrong, but they have made more than just a bit of....Loose Change... with the film series.

Anyone have some decent figures for the revenues to date?
 
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