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LisaLynn said:
I agree, "Armageddon" could happen, just not in the way the rapture folks think it will. And I think it's a horrible, horrible thing that they do when they scare kids with their end times scenarios. The type of Armageddon you're talking about, where humans simply make the earth uninhabitable, should be a very real concern.
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Well I still believe that the Bible is clear that the next event yet to happen on Gods calendar is the rapture of His chrch. I feel bad for everyone who denies Christ now because they will go through the horrible tribulation period here on earth.
 
kurious_kathy said:
Well I still believe that the Bible is clear that the next event yet to happen on Gods calendar is the rapture of His chrch. I feel bad for everyone who denies Christ now because they will go through the horrible tribulation period here on earth.
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You are a pretribber?
 
kurious_kathy said:
Well I still believe that the Bible is clear that the next event yet to happen on Gods calendar is the rapture of His chrch. I feel bad for everyone who denies Christ now because they will go through the horrible tribulation period here on earth.
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The Bible is also clear that there is supposedly a ceiling(a firmament) around the earth....
 
kurious_kathy said:
Well I still believe that the Bible is clear that the next event yet to happen on Gods calendar is the rapture of His chrch. I feel bad for everyone who denies Christ now because they will go through the horrible tribulation period here on earth.
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So god will reward your faith by killing you first so you don't have to put up with problems here?

Give me strength Cuthlu.
 
joobz said:
The Bible is also clear that there is supposedly a ceiling(a firmament) around the earth....
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C'mon no one believes that. Now the idea that there are flaming signposts pointing to the Last Days, that has traction.

(You can only see the signposts if you know the code. The code is embedded in the signposts. This proves the bible is the word of god.):jaw-dropp
 
Mr Clingford said:
OK, but there are so many stories are therefore examples, even if some of the points are rather banal. What about the beginning of the story of Joseph in Genesis 37. Here we have something of the follies of arrogance, lording it over others and the dangers of the poisoning effects favouritism can have on a family. Someone could read that, think about how they behave towards others and consider how to modify behaviour accordingly.
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you mean that the vast majority of people wouldn't have gotten that before they read the bible, listen bud if theyre that retarded that they need to pick up morals from a 2000 year old jewish story book then they need to be locked up before they demonstrate their inability to act like a regular human being

if you really base how you treat your loved ones on bible stories then they need to start running, right now
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kurious_kathy said:
Well I still believe that the Bible is clear that the next event yet to happen on Gods calendar is the rapture of His chrch. I feel bad for everyone who denies Christ now because they will go through the horrible tribulation period here on earth.
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interesting Kathy, where can the details to the rapture be found in the bible, any passage with the word rapture in it would be cool
:D
 
Marduk said:
interesting Kathy, where can the details to the rapture be found in the bible, any passage with the word rapture in it would be cool
:D
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All the letters are there - you just have to cut them out and stick them back in the right order


(apologies to Robbie Coltrane :) )
 
kurious_kathy said:
Well I still believe that the Bible is clear that the next event yet to happen on Gods calendar is the rapture of His chrch. I feel bad for everyone who denies Christ now because they will go through the horrible tribulation period here on earth.
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No, Kathy. There will be no Rapture. If there's a tribulation, you'll be right here with the rest of us, enduring the whole miserable experience with us. And you damned well deserve it. Frankly, your grasp of biblical exegesis is about as tenuous as your grasp of spelling.

As to the rest of it, frankly, I think you're grooving on the idea of people suffering. It just goes to show what a sick little puppy you really are.

Toodles.
 
kurious_kathy said:
Well I still believe that the Bible is clear that the next event yet to happen on Gods calendar is the rapture of His chrch. I feel bad for everyone who denies Christ now because they will go through the horrible tribulation period here on earth.
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No detection of thought in this post.
 
Bad news!

kurious_kathy said:
Well I still believe that the Bible is clear that the next event yet to happen on Gods calendar is the rapture of His chrch. I feel bad for everyone who denies Christ now because they will go through the horrible tribulation period here on earth.
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Kathy, how do you know that this isn't the "horrible tribulation period" right now, and that you were left behind, possibly because of the hideous bible-porn you've been spewing for several months of Sundays now? Perhaps for there to be any hope for you at all, you would need to throw down your crutches and become an atheist...


M.
 
Roadtoad said:
But that's the whole point. Christianity has become anti-thought. How DARE you think for yourself!

Sorry, but I was born with a brain. It seems a shame to ignore that and waste it.
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Don't be sorry. You still have time to pray and put your faith in the good Lord. Then you can be born again without one! Yippee.
 
tsig said:
She seems never to think that she might be "Left Behind.

It takes a certain arrogance to think you're one of god's favorites.
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Roadtoad said:
But that's the whole point. Christianity has become anti-thought. How DARE you think for yourself!

Sorry, but I was born with a brain. It seems a shame to ignore that and waste it.
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Since we are supplied with a working brain, then the purpose of having one would be to engage thought processes.
What a waste of mind when people stop using their brains. :nope:
 
Gosh, I wonder if KK would be humble enough to consider that the rapture happened before she was saved?
 
Farencue said:
Gosh, I wonder if KK would be humble enough to consider that the rapture happened before she was saved?
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You mean make her stop and ponder a moment? Nah, She'll probably tell you it hasn't happened yet because she is still here.
 
Roadtoad said:
No, Kathy. There will be no Rapture. If there's a tribulation, you'll be right here with the rest of us, enduring the whole miserable experience with us. And you damned well deserve it. Frankly, your grasp of biblical exegesis is about as tenuous as your grasp of spelling.

As to the rest of it, frankly, I think you're grooving on the idea of people suffering. It just goes to show what a sick little puppy you really are.

Toodles.
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Uh no Rt I totally dislike all suffering in this world. So many suffer everyday around me and I myself suffer with chronic pain so how the heck can you even think I like it?

I am just being very voicedross as to warning people to repent and accept Jesus before it's too late! If you believed in the rapture of the church wouldn't you do the same?
 
Farencue said:
Gosh, I wonder if KK would be humble enough to consider that the rapture happened before she was saved?
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Are you a preterist or something? If I saw Obama or some other world leader sign a peace treaty with Isreal then I may question some of my current beliefs, but for now I really believe that Christ will rapture his church before the 7 year tribulation period starts here on earth.
 
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