Many Bigfooters bristle with offence at the idea that the PNW is the only habitat for Bigfoot. Making such a suggestion will inevitably lead to someone producing a Mangani or BFRO map show the North American continent riddled with Bigfoot sightings markers. The hundreds yearly, thousands of sightings are cited as evidence that Bigfoot seems to find a niche wherever there is sufficient cover and a water supply. Such a conversation is currently ongoing at the BFF. Here's a taste from mrmike1111 in "PNW ONLY HABITAT?":
A friend of mine said something to me the other day that was interesting. It's probably been mentioned before, I'm just unaware of it. They have the Yowie in Australia. Is it possible that they've existed since the earth's land mass was a supercontinent? That would involve hundreds of millions of years though right? Just a thought. It's not impossible.
http://www.bigfootforums.com/index.php?showtopic=24431&pid=525561&st=66&#entry525561
Mmmmmm... I love the smell of fresh idiot, don't you?
The facepalm eludes them greater than Bigfoot is that such a situation of continent-wide Bigfoot is ludicrous without having a type specimen or at the very least a unambiguous video or photo to show for Bigfoot.
Enter this little youtube nugget, a trailer for the Bigfooters DVD "Southern Fried Bigfoot":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bL5u3ugj4w&NR=1
This bit of cryptomumble features notable Bigfoot enthusiasts John Bindernagel, Loren Coleman, Craig Woolheater, the Butt Head clone from the NG "Is it Real?" Bigfoot special, and others. In the beginning of the trailer we see John Bindernagel fresh from telling us about eastern Bigfoots in the MQ "Bigfoot in New York" episode telling us about Bigfoot in the south. The next part I love. If any skeptic on Loren Coleman's book pimping, self-promoting, panhandling site, Cryptomundo, were to declare Bigfoot does not exist, Bigfoot geeks would be flipping out screaming bloody murder about close-minded scoftics having the gall to declare what doesn't exist. Yet here we have the "real deal" cryptofool Loren Coleman proclaiming straight up, straightfaced, straigh out "Bigfoot in the South does exist." Boom, just like that. Yes, it's true. By my book. Save the museum. Thanks, Cryptofool, mystery solved. Coleman then goes on to assure us that this is not something that people are lying about. Hey, thanks, Cryptofool! I guess we can just wipe Creekfreak, Bullet Maker, Mary Green, Janice Carter, and the entire MABRC off that list.
We also see snippits of Woolheater recounting his Bigfoot tale and telling us about the compelling treebreak evidence. Yes, people. Bigfoot is alive and well in the South. Well is a subjective term because due to the variation in the numbers of toes we're finding, The Hills Have Eyes might be a better description.