So Why Is The Gospel Still An Offense?

Ducky said:
I've freaking gigged the Penalty Box. How did you manage to choose that one? I used to drink there often when I lived in that area.
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Get the hell out. That is the only bar in Michigan I have ever graced with my presence. This was a few years ago when I was in Detroit for work. I saw the word "penalty" in the quote and for some reason, that came to mind.

You get one drink for that. You're up to two now. Now find me actual match-up word-for-word plagiarism and you get more.
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Heck, all I need is two drinks. Any more, and things turn ugly.
 
Hokulele said:
Get the hell out. That is the only bar in Michigan I have ever graced with my presence. This was a few years ago when I was in Detroit for work. I saw the word "penalty" in the quote and for some reason, that came to mind.
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HA! I haven't lived in Michigan since 02, but I pretty much have played every ****** bar around the metro area.


Hokulele said:
Heck, all I need is two drinks. Any more, and things turn ugly.
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So three or four it is. ;)
 
dafydd said:
Prove that satan exists.
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I know Satan's handy work it is everywhere in this world as he still thinks he rules it, but when Jesus takes the deed back to his world then everyone will know as either you will live forever with God or you will be where the demons end up.

I do not believe you need to see them physically to know they are here. I even believe some of what they site on supernatural phenomena is demonic activity for there are no such things as ghosts, but there are such things as demons and they are preying on peoples souls everywhere.
Our battle is not against flesh and blood but against principalities and rulers of darkness. The only protection anyone has against demons or Satan is through Christ.

Can you prove to me that Satan does not exist??
 
dafydd said:
There is no such word as coredeptrous.Are you related to yrreg?
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You are right I stand corrected it is co-redemptress. I have a bad habit of spelling things how they sound sometimes before I take the time to check the spelling. Sorry!
 
fromdownunder said:
*sigh*. Yes I can prove that Satan does not exist. I will do it as soon as you can prove that The Invisible Pink Unicorn does not exist. And I will use the identical proof that you do.

Norm
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Er.

1. The Invisible Pink Unicorn, if it exists, is invisible, and pink, and a unicorn.
2. If something is pink, it is visible.
3. If something is visible, it is not invisible.
4. If something is pink, it is not invisible.
5. The Invisible Pink Unicorn does not exist.

Can you use the identical proof to disprove Satan?




(you should have said the FSM ;))
 
dafydd said:
Where is your proof that " god planted eternity in our hearts"? Real proof please,not more bible thumping.
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Ahh now there's the real question? Yes in the Bible it does state God planted eternity in the human heart, but we can't see it we just know it. Everyman must dig deep to find this answer as it's there in your innermost being.
 
kurious_kathy said:
And if you ask me you have bought a big lie. Christianity is the one true religion but it's not about religion but that we can have a realtionship with God through Christ.
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What about your lie?
Originally Posted ByKurious_Kathy:
I know I am very straight forward about my belief but I am very concerned about this subject and have a strong personal conviction about it. You see I was so there before my turn around last November. I was one of the people that thought she had some kind of special gift, or phsycic ability. Only to find out I was being deceived by a presence named Joseph who told me he was my guardian angel? It only took a couple of days before God exposed this demon for the liar he was. Along with that I was able to be delivered from lots of bondage or things that I believed were true because of going to phycics and believing their readings. See I fed lots of lies so God needed to give me what I consider a miracle to get free from it. I know my faith has made me whole and I just want to be able to share my supernatural experience with others that might have been through some of the same things. I really wish all people faith, hope and love in their lives too. Hoping all things work to the good is important to me!
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LIAR!
 
linusrichard said:
Er.

1. The Invisible Pink Unicorn, if it exists, is invisible, and pink, and a unicorn.
2. If something is pink, it is visible.
3. If something is visible, it is not invisible.
4. If something is pink, it is not invisible.
5. The Invisible Pink Unicorn does not exist.

Can you use the identical proof to disprove Satan?




(you should have said the FSM ;))
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To quote Steve Eley: "Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them." (My emphasis.)

I don't see it any bigger a leap of faith than trusting that God is a bearded guy, when nobody saw him. He didn't even show his face to Moses or to the girl he got pregnant.

For all we know, He could really look like a dish of spaghetti with meatballs. Or it could be a woman, and it could be that not God but the angel gave Mary a little more than just the news. Etc.
 
QUOTE=kurious_kathy; I do not believe you need to see them physically to know they are here.


This may be the case for you KK, but as Skeptics we require evidence.

Without evidence of a things existence being true then it may as well not exist.

If something does not exist then to believe in it is "magical thinking", which is tantamount to lying to yourself.

KK, if you can provide evidence for the physical existence of satan, then you would be one step closer to achieving your goal.

(personally, i dont like your chances.)
 
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linusrichard said:
Er.

1. The Invisible Pink Unicorn, if it exists, is invisible, and pink, and a unicorn.
2. If something is pink, it is visible.
3. If something is visible, it is not invisible.
4. If something is pink, it is not invisible.
5. The Invisible Pink Unicorn does not exist.

Can you use the identical proof to disprove Satan?



(you should have said the FSM ;))
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Using the KK defence, "you used the wrong definition of "pink", and the wrong definition of "invisible". When I say pink it means what I mean it means. It can turn visible when and where only I can see it. It is invisiible to all others at all times. And when I see it it is pink.

Remeber we are using Kathylogic here.

I'm right and your'e wrong! So there! :D

Besides her pinkness could turn the FSM monster into plasmapasta

Norm
 
HansMustermann said:
To quote Steve Eley: "Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them." (My emphasis.)

I don't see it any bigger a leap of faith than trusting that God is a bearded guy, when nobody saw him. He didn't even show his face to Moses or to the girl he got pregnant.

For all we know, He could really look like a dish of spaghetti with meatballs. Or it could be a woman, and it could be that not God but the angel gave Mary a little more than just the news. Etc.
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fromdownunder said:
Using the KK defence, "you used the wrong definition of "pink", and the wrong definition of "invisible". When I say pink it means what I mean it means. It can turn visible when and where only I can see it. It is invisiible to all others at all times. And when I see it it is pink.

Remeber we are using Kathylogic here.

I'm right and your'e wrong! So there! :D

Besides her pinkness could turn the FSM monster into plasmapasta

Norm
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I have been IPUwned.
 
kurious_kathy said:
Ahh now there's the real question? Yes in the Bible it does state God planted eternity in the human heart, but we can't see it we just know it. Everyman must dig deep to find this answer as it's there in your innermost being.
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So you're just going to ignore what I wrote about Ecclesiastes 3:11? You've taken that passage and perverted it's meaning beyond recognition. The passage itself says you don't know a damn thing.
 
Originally Posted by kurious_kathy

And I am not saying I think these pedophile guys should be free to roam the streets either. They need to be put away where they cannot touch another person like that. My gramps died before he was found out or I would have expected him to go to jail and hopefully he would have repented but unfortunately he died when I was still quite young.
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So, assuming your pedophile grandfather (who abused you?) repented on his deathbed and accepted Jesus as his personal saviour therefore being cleansed of his sins, you're perfectly fine and okay with the thought of him ending up in heaven soaking up the glory of God after everything he's done to you and other children?

Or do I have Born-again Christianity wrong?
 
arthwollipot said:
I just skipped about 400 posts. Have we made any progress?
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Well I have. I have met Jesus and has came into me and pierced me with his love.

(Never knew He pronounce His name Jeysuz and had a Spanish accent)
 
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kurious_kathy said:
I know Satan's handy work it is everywhere in this world as he still thinks he rules it, but when Jesus takes the deed back to his world then everyone will know as either you will live forever with God or you will be where the demons end up.

I do not believe you need to see them physically to know they are here. I even believe some of what they site on supernatural phenomena is demonic activity for there are no such things as ghosts, but there are such things as demons and they are preying on peoples souls everywhere.
Our battle is not against flesh and blood but against principalities and rulers of darkness. The only protection anyone has against demons or Satan is through Christ.

Can you prove to me that Satan does not exist??
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Can you point to an example of Satan's handy work. I have a roof that is leaking and I need references.

Unless God caused the leak because of my sin!

Kathy Can God cause a leak so bad that Satan can't fix it?
 
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