What's even worse is that if humber actually proposes some kind of test, it will be designed just to make the cart fail by imposing ludicrous things.
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I don't see it quite like that, Chris. I might be wrong, but he seems to suggest a lot of the time that the apparent effects observed for the cart on the treadmill are happening for different reasons than the standard explanation. He seems to suggest alternatives, such as the energy input at the wheels being dissipated by the propeller simply by the fact of it spinning in the air and causing friction, and hence it doesn't matter if the prop is turned to point upwards or backwards or its pitch reversed, or the whole thing replaced by a flywheel or bit of rag. I don't think he's suggesting those as tests so that when it doesn't work he can say "See, it doesn't work". I think he actually expects it to work with a bit of rag tied round it. He expects it to work better (make more forward progress) up an incline than on the level (a point still awaiting verification after JB asked him to be absolutely clear about it).
When I say that he expects these things, that's a bit simplistic - that seems to be his official position. I think he probably doesn't really expect them, or is not at all confident, but has said these things (at a time when he did believe them, or just to be awkward) and now finds himself with his back against a wall, wishing he hadn't, which would explain why he is so reluctant to give straight answers. I don't think we need to worry that anyone is going to be caught making a DDFTTW test without a prop, or some other mental arrangement of Humber's design that clearly isn't going to work, so that Humber can say 'see it doesn't work'.
Personally, I'm not sure that waiting for further clarification is necessary. Doing the tests anyway, or refusing to do them because they're just too stupid, might be better options than keeping asking him to be specific. He's said what he's said. Anyway, the video evidence already shows the cart advancing on the flat and balanced on the uphill tread. Humber's suggestion that they are the other way round is perhaps designed to suggest cheating on the part of JB and spork, and it is anyone's guess whether it is worth providing more evidence that he can misinterpret as easily as the last. If it's not already been done, I'd do a few runs with props pointing different ways, a flywheel (since he's gone on about that forever) and yes, just for fun, tying a bit of rag round the driveshaft, or whatever it was he said would dissipate the energy just as well and create the force-balance effect (something like that).
I'd draw a line at seeing if a fishtank does as well as a treadmill (I think that was just one of his profound metaphors). If I'm looking for instruction on aerodynamics, though, I think I'd trust a goldfish over humber any day.
Oooh, I see spork's got a Humberism for his signature...what a great idea! Oh, there are so many to choose from though.