Listen, I think I can clear this whole thing up in just one post.
DOC, please note, I am the great and powerful FSM. I created the earth from my noodly appendage with the help of some strippers, beer and a midget. You can tell that I'm being honest by looking at my custom title to the left over there.
I am telling you this directly. No need to rely upon scripture or oral storytelling or whatever.
FSM do you think anyone will ever die for you like they did for Jesus:
From Wiki's article "List of Christian Martyrs"
Apostolic Age—1st century
* Saint Stephen, Protomartyr, was stoned c. 34 A.D.
* James the Great (Son of Zebedee) was beheaded in 44 A.D.
* Philip the Apostle was crucified in 54 A.D.
* Matthew the Evangelist killed with a halberd in 60 A.D.
* James the Just, beaten to death with a club after being crucified and stoned.
* Matthias was stoned and beheaded.
* Saint Andrew, St. Peter's brother, was crucified.
* Mark was beaten to death.
* Saint Peter, crucified upside-down.
* Apostle Paul, beheaded in Rome.
* Saint Jude was crucified.
* Saint Bartholomew flayed alive and crucified.
* Thomas the Apostle was killed with a spear.
* Luke the Evangelist was hanged.
* Simon the Zealot was crucified in 74 A.D.
(Note: John the Evangelist according to legend was cooked in boiling hot oil but survived. He was the only one of the original twelve Apostles who was not martyred).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_martyrs
And FSM do you think you'll ever have someone like Thomas Jefferson say your moral teachings are the greatest the world has ever known like Jefferson said about the teachings of Jesus.