So when the hell is the NWO gonna finally take over?

Travis said:
I just pass on the messages, I don't know what they mean.

Last week I passed on the message: Jovial waterfalls are arguing shiny.

The next day penguins flew and all the US Senators that are actually Disney made audioanimatronics started breakdancing and catching fire.
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Oh great, that must mean that the Biden model must have a different password. They could have told us before this past weekend.

Hokulele said:
Heh, you should hear the password that enables the Cubs to win the World Series.

Um, not that I know that one or anything. Really.
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Can you PM me with the Brady automaton's password? Romo asked me for it.
 
EGarrett said:
It's been 40 years since Kennedy was assassinated...and who knows how many years since whatever else they did. Why would you wait til most of the people in your org are dead and gone?

Let's GO! The world population is growing...how the heck are you gonna kill 90% of us and rub out all the Jews/Blacks/Gays/Non-Jews/Non-rich/Rich/whoever people if you keep sitting around for decades?
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Hey, look, I'm back at work tomorrow after a Bank Holiday weekend, in what looks to be a Tuesday of bad weather, rain, low cloud, wind, etc. etc. Can't you NWO guys get rid of at least a few (hundred thousand) sheeple motorists so I can get to work quicker?
 
Comsat Angel said:
Hey, look, I'm back at work tomorrow after a Bank Holiday weekend, in what looks to be a Tuesday of bad weather, rain, low cloud, wind, etc. etc. Can't you NWO guys get rid of at least a few (hundred thousand) sheeple motorists so I can get to work quicker?
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We did. On Monday. You should have gone to work (I presume you mean your cover job?) then.
 
Comsat Angel said:
Can't you NWO guys get rid of at least a few (hundred thousand) sheeple motorists so I can get to work quicker?
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Look, we need to keep the sheeple motorists for now, as it's their PetroDollars that are funding this whole thing.


First, we need to get rid of the sheeple pedestrians. They're not giving us any money, and waiting for them at crosswalks slows you down, too, you know!
 
Horatius said:
Look, we need to keep the sheeple motorists for now, as it's their PetroDollars that are funding this whole thing.


First, we need to get rid of the sheeple pedestrians. They're not giving us any money, and waiting for them at crosswalks slows you down, too, you know!
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Working on it. Memo 734B/H should have informed you "Operation Carmageddon" was being voted on in the super high top secret chambers.

I know I asked Wilson to send it out...
 
We already have taken over.

You just don't know it yet.

This post was disinformation. I'm paid by the FBI, CIA, NSA, NTSC, and the NBA.
 
NWO ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Operatives will desist from all tongue-in-cheek confessions of involvement with the NWO. While this has been a useful disinformation technique in the past, too many operatives are abusing the method and critical information may be compromised.

END OF ANNOUNCEMENT.

P.S. "Pretending" to be NWO Administrators for purposes of sending coded announcements shall be strictly prohibited. Fnord.
 
gnome said:
NWO ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Operatives will desist from all tongue-in-cheek confessions of involvement with the NWO.
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Tongue in cheek? But Stage 1* of Operation Carmageddon is almost complete!







*That's the one that replaces all sub-compacts with SUVs, of course. You really think a Yugo will kill someone?
 
It is already taken over, you are just to 'wacky' and flouridated to notice. It will get worse and worse as the time progresses, Welcome to Nazi Germany Folks!!! :)
 
Inertia said:
It will get worse and worse as the time progresses, Welcome to Nazi Germany Folks!!! :)
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And how long was it, again, between when the Nazis took power, and they banned all other political parties?


Oh, yeah, it was about seven months.

So are these New Nazis (dare I call them "Neo-Nazis"?) just really lazy, or really incompetent?

I await your answer with bated breath.
 
A couple of years ago on another forum many of the NWO zombies were claiming a specific date that NWO would take over, and that's why all the prison camps were set up. But when that date came and went, they claimed that it was postponed. Apparently I was an idiot for not knowing that when I inquired why NWO hadn't taken over as promised.

You know I woulda thought that if I believed in such a thing and it didn't happen, then I would be pretty convinced it simply wasn't true. But not with these people. When a fantasy is shown to be wrong, they just make up a new one.

I remember being little and believing in all the Nostradmas (whatever spelling) stuff. I was pretty convinced. Until of course 1998 came. The year when WWIII was supposed to start and a mad man form the middle east was supposed to launch nuclear missiles at NY form the moon. As if the prediction alone wasn't enough to not buy into it, at least it not happening was a wake up. I think at the time being so young I just had a notion of "why would someone lie about something like that, it doesn't make sense".

But I think the beauty of the NWO myth is that it's never ending. It will never happen so the fantasy can be perpetuated forever.
 
Inertia said:
Welcome to Nazi Germany Folks!!! :)
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The obvious nonsense of your posts aside, perhaps you should pay attention to the fact that most people here don't live in Germany. Even assuming the NWO does take over and is made up entirely of Nazis, we will not be in Nazi Germany because that would require actually being in Germany.

Seriously though, what is it about conspiracy nuts? I can accept that they have various crazy beliefs, but why do they insist on making claims that are self-evidently false? It's almost as though they don't want anyone to take them seriously.
 
Cuddles said:
Seriously though, what is it about conspiracy nuts? I can accept that they have various crazy beliefs, but why do they insist on making claims that are self-evidently false? It's almost as though they don't want anyone to take them seriously.
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I think most are just attention-seeking. But as for the ones that actually believe statements like that, my personal theory is that within CT circles, there exists a kind of one-upmanship over what you can bring yourself to believe. So for instance, if you can convince yourself that (say) modern society and Nazi Germany are in fact one and the same, then from your perspective, it makes you a better conspiracy theorist than one who isn't able to buy it. Shouting it loud is just your way of showing the world how enlightened you are.

It may be bunk, but it's the only explanation for the 9/11 no-planers I can come up with.
 
Cuddles said:
Seriously though, what is it about conspiracy nuts? I can accept that they have various crazy beliefs, but why do they insist on making claims that are self-evidently false? It's almost as though they don't want anyone to take them seriously.
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As one who's been there, it's a process. You start out earnestly enough, considering the possibility "something isn't right." Thing is, since there's nothing to support your suspicion, you get a little creative with ways to make your pieces fit the puzzle.

You do that long enough, you start coming up with some pretty outlandish ideas... and because you've already convinced yourself your version of the truth is every bit as likely as any other, these wild fantasies don't seem any more stupid than the "lies" "they" are inflicting on the masses.

The fact nobody believes you? Well, they're all so brainwashed they can't believe anything which didn't come directly from the NWO-controlled schools or news services, so who cares what they think. YOU'RE TRYING TO OPEN THEIR MINDS!!

Yes, I do realize how :rule10ing retarded it sounds in retrospect... but once you've put yourself in a alternate-reality vacuum, the downward spiral is barely noticeable. :o
 
Spud1k said:
I think most are just attention-seeking. But as for the ones that actually believe statements like that, my personal theory is that within CT circles, there exists a kind of one-upmanship over what you can bring yourself to believe. So for instance, if you can convince yourself that (say) modern society and Nazi Germany are in fact one and the same, then from your perspective, it makes you a better conspiracy theorist than one who isn't able to buy it. Shouting it loud is just your way of showing the world how enlightened you are.

It may be bunk, but it's the only explanation for the 9/11 no-planers I can come up with.
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In my experience you are pretty right. Conspiroid street cred is being crazier and more paranoid than everyone else.

"Wow, that guy is awesome, he not only thinks the Illuminati still exist, and killed Princess Di, but that they are time traveling aliens!"

"Well, this guys is cooler, he not only thinks that Oswald was a patsy but that he was a robot from Nazi controlled Hollow Earth."
 
Travis said:
"Well, this guys is cooler, he not only thinks that Oswald was a patsy but that he was a robot from Nazi controlled Hollow Earth."
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Ixnay on the obot-ray.
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The Catholic Church is 1700 years old. They've got plenty of time. They pretty much control everything right now. Trouble with most folks is they are slaves but just don't know it. Check out Eric Jon Phelps' VATICAN ASSASSINS. He makes an excellent case for the Vatican being responsible for just about everything ugly for the last 200 years.

What better cover than to pretend to be holy when you are actually evil?

It's been working great, especially since the Jesuits poisoned Pope Clement XIV. Since then, every Pope, ruler, politician, and corporate leader knows better than to cross them. JFK, RFK, MLK, JFK, Jr., and others have tried to stand up to these Jesuits but look where they all end up.
 
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