I've been biting my tongue (

) as I read this thread last night, but as someone who knows a little bit about the actual history of vampires and the 20th Century goth/subculture differentiation between them, I have to wonder how many self described "vampires" try to emulate Nosferatu. Do any of them try and emulate the balding, dissicated, horn-eared, ugly violator, muderer and ghoul of actual vampire mythology or do they think they're all Frank Langella seducing people? Do any of them not brush their teeth so they develop the foul stench of dead flesh on their breaths? Do any of them impale victims by their rectums over a stake and have dinner while they breathe their last? Do any of them bathe in the blood of their victims or have naked virgins frozen with water in their courtyard?
Vampire sub-culture belongs with Wicca and Scientology in terms of utter rediculousness when it comes to the fact that your parent or grandparent could have had a beer with the person responsible for the advent of those particular lifestyles (and I'm using "lifestyle" loosely). Hello, ****heads, Bella Legosi was a character actor, not an actual vampire.
And if this isn't an irony most skeptics would find delicious... I was listening to Art Bell one night and he had a caller who described himself as a vampire. Art asked him what were the characteristics of vampires. The caller said they were intelligent, sensitive, intuitive, etc. Art asked him something like "just like you?" When the caller responded in the affirmative, Art cut him off and thanked him for the call.
If Art friggin' Bell thinks your claims are a joke, how do you think real skeptics feel about them?