June 2007 Stundie Nominations

Responding to post about the Northwestern University paper on the WTC collapses (submitted to the Journal of Engineering Mechanics for peer review) (Link - PDF)

miragememories @ SLC said:
If you believe the events of 9/11 can be simply analyzed through the use of data assumptions applied to the laws of physics, then I guess it's probably a good paper.
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I eagerly await marage's peer-review of said article...
 
This is what makes me smile, you all protest that you don't want to talk about me and yet here in the JUNE nominations you are posting about me and my posts regarding May's Finals (in no particular context other than to make a personal attack I'll add).

I think you all protest too much.

I don't recall ever saying any such thing, but then you're not exactly one for factually correct statements, are you?

If you'd prefer to be ignored, that can be done, but I think we already know the answer to that.
 
William Rea takes these "awards" a little too seriously:

I dispute this nomination on the grounds that the relevance of these historical figures is subjective and that history has yet to judge any of the important figures in the 911 debate to the same extent.

Does he even know how much like Bush he sounds? Once again, the truthers are the people they hate...

This is what makes me smile, you all protest that you don't want to talk about me and yet here in the JUNE nominations you are posting about me and my posts regarding May's Finals (in no particular context other than to make a personal attack I'll add).

I think you all protest too much.



And once again, Billy misrepresents the history of the posts he's whining about. It's clear that chipmunk stew was nominating Billy's post from the discussions of the May finals as a contender for the June Stundies, and that Cl1mh4224rd is simply adding some coments on the nominated post, which is a common practice in the Stundie nomination threads.

One must wonder if Billy actually reads these threads he posts so obsessively about. Otherwise, how could he have so badly misrepresented the nature of the exchange he posts his whine about? It's truly a mystery!

:bunpan
 
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Okay, I laughed at petgoat's odd assertion that the towers were wired for explosives by teams of bright, personable junkies.

However, this nomination is not funny at all. CB_Brooklyn at DU:

Yes, the perps try to scare Dr Wood.

They kill her 9/11 research student Michael Zebuhr, who showed that former Los Alamos Researcher Steven Jones' research was faulty.

They killed her instructors at Virginia Tech in the very classroom she sat in. (Why didn't the police close down the area after the shooting? Were they so sure there was just one shooter? Or was there more to it?)

Yikes.
 
israelside, a recent graduate of the Rosie O'Donnell Creative Writing Correspondence School, lays down the heavy science:
If a substance melts slower than steel then u can wrap the thermate in that substance in order to weaken the column, do i have to keep repeating this before you get it threw your thick skull? These are not just wild fantasies i am talking about, but legit things that could have happend and you know it!!

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2661678&postcount=417
 
mjd1982@SLCF said:
I have stated in this thread that people who beliee the OT are 90% ill informed and 10% deluded. Deluded in the respect taht they will disregard the preponderance of evidence, fact, and common sense to cling onto their faith...If you are interested in the truth, then respect common sense.
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Okay, I laughed at petgoat's odd assertion that the towers were wired for explosives by teams of bright, personable junkies.


I continue to wince a bit about the fact that I too graduated from Virginia Tech and am also well aware of what Hokie Stone is. (It's the nickname for the distinctive-looking locally quarried limestone used for mottled-stone facing on many campus buildings. In intro chem labs they like to march everyone outside to squirt hydrochloric acid on it and watch it bubble up from the calcite. "Hokies" is the nickname for the university's sports teams, and, by extension, the students.)
 
Enki, a MySpacer who found my Unsecured Coins page, schools us ALL on that awesome truther research ability.

I want to surround myself with people fighting for the same thing I am. From your profile you look like just that type of person
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Enki, a MySpacer who found my Unsecured Coins page, schools us ALL on that awesome truther research ability.

[qimg]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/Jaye77/Invite.jpg[/qimg]

From your screenshot: ". . .I want to build a like minded fan base to help me get the message of truth out there."

"I'm trying to start a cult" would've been shorter and more to the point...
 
I'll also add a comment here, since we have been talking about "tightening up" Teh Stundies; Does Dylan's above quote qualify for Stundieness? Coming out of his mouth, we can all see how hilariously ironic it is - but the actual statement itself is quite reasonable.

So, is laughingly ironic material like this stundie-worthy based solely on the irony? Or does it require more scientific demerit to qualify?

While others have weighed in on this topic, I thought I should briefly address it also.

So long as a submission does not break any of these rules...

Stundie Award Rules said:
  1. Nominations should always be accompanied by a link or a screenshot, to confirm that the quote exists and has not been taken out of context. (It would be wise to always have a backup screenshot, as truth movement forums are well known for deleting entire threads.)
  2. For a nomination to be eligible, it must have a real and obvious link to conspiracy theories, but not exclusively 9/11 conspiracy theories.
  3. Stundie nominations should 'stand alone'. Do not over-embellish introductions, but do provide comments. Do not use any blatant ad hominem attacks.
  4. Please post the nomination under the real screenname of the nominee, and not under a slightly altered name (e.g. Killclown, Roxpup, Do-over).
  5. The best Stundie nominations are short and sweet. As a guideline, no more than 6 lines should be included from the post. If you are giving context, highlight the actual nomination.
  6. Entire videos are not eligible for nomination. Specific statements or claims from videos are eligible for nomination.
  7. No long rants. Cut them down to the funniest bit.
  8. No speeling mistikes. Everybody makes a mistake once in a while!

...it can be considered for the finals.

Assuming that the quote is an accurate representation of what Dylan said in the video (I cannot check for context at the moment - I'm near the end of my download limit here at the moment, and videos can chew up my downloads...), we can move on to the other rules.

There is an obvious link to conspiracy theories, as Dylan is a leader in the 9/11 'truth movement' (Rule 2). The nomination is more or less stand alone - it does assume knowledge that people know who Dylan is and know of his reputation as a researcher, but this is not unreasonable. The nomination is not an ad hominem attack, especially as it works from the knowledge that he is unreliable and irresponsible as a researcher to the conclusion that his remarks to Killtown were ironic, rather than attacking Dylan's credibility to undermine any argument he is putting forth (Rule 3).

The nomination was posted under Dylan's real surname (Avery) (Rule 4). It was short, and the only context required was that it was said by Dylan to a fellow conspiracy theorist, albeit one who his dislikes and disagrees with (Rule 5). The nomination is a specific statement from a video (Rule 6). It is not a long rant, and it is not a spelling mistake (Rules 7 + 8).

As of next month there will be a guideline recommending nominations come from sites other than JREF (though the JREF forums will not be excluded, just not as highly regarded). However, this nomination would clear that guideline too.

As the nomination doesn't break any rules it is eligible for consideration. Now all it has to do is survive among the other eligible nominations this month!

To sum up - nothing is excluded from being considered if it clears the rules of the Stundies. But it still has to be funny.

Mobyseven

Democratically Elected Tyrant
 
Really, this guy should have a category of his own. Almost everything he says is Stundie-worthy.

From the Desk of: Truthseeker1234

To: So-called 9/11 myth "debunkers"

Re: Your priorities
Kent, I don't see anything "debunking" video fakery and no planes on your site. Have I missed it?
 
...and they wonder why we call them "deniers."

Truthseeker1234, on the Twin Towers:

Truthseeker1234 said:
There was no collapse.


Yeah, Ace is following in his hero Judy Judy Judy Judy's footsteps by engaging in semantic battles regarding the existence of a "collapse" and "rubble" as opposed to "high-energy dustification" and "dust".
 
I dispute this nomination on the grounds that the relevance of these historical figures is subjective and that history has yet to judge any of the important figures in the 911 debate to the same extent.
Looks like I'm not the first.
I would also like to add the above William Rea quote.

Maybe I don't know what a Stundie is, but I thought it was just a profoundly stupid and funny quote regarding CT's.
 
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No problem Kent1. Unfortunately, the person who gets in first usually gets the credit, but it is always good to have people independantly second nominations.
 

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