June 2007 Stundie Nominations

Unsecured Coins said:
I hereby nominate this to be the OFFICIAL Stundie gif, to be presented along with that awesome statuette.

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Mobyseven said:
Hmmmm...what do people think?

I suggested in the other thread that the runner-up prize be named the "Malcolm Kirkland Medal", rather than possibly skewing the voting by allowing people who have won in the past win an award of a different name.

What if this gif is presented with the Malcolm Kirkland Medal for the runner up?
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Well, I can't stop laughing, so it's gotta be incorporated somehow.

I like the runner up idea.
 
chipmunk stew said:
Well, I can't stop laughing, so it's gotta be incorporated somehow.

I like the runner up idea.
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Mmm - that's my feeling, and it'll be the easiest to implement.

As such, from now on the runner up will receive the Malcolm Kirkman Medal.

With that gif, aye.
 
Stundie came up with a couple of gems again:

Stundie said:
So hypothetically speaking, all the worlds mathmeticians decided and agreed 100% that 2+2=4 is actually wrong....they agree that the answer is now either 3 or 5 and proved it without a shadow of a doubt!

Would 2+2=4 be a fact anymore?? ....No!

Has the fact changed....Yes!
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Stundie said:
2+2=4 is a fact that will never change....However, doesn't mean it can't change!!
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Unsecured Coins said:
I hereby nominate this to be the OFFICIAL Stundie gif, to be presented along with that awesome statuette.

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Sarge, you come up with the bestest funnies in the history of bestest funnies.

Mobyseven said:
Hmmmm...what do people think?

I suggested in the other thread that the runner-up prize be named the "Malcolm Kirkland Medal", rather than possibly skewing the voting by allowing people who have won in the past win an award of a different name.

What if this gif is presented with the Malcolm Kirkland Medal for the runner up?
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Second Place... Flat on the Face...

Gotta use it somehow!

Rawkarma said:
Stundie came up with a couple of gems again:
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Dang, and here I thought I'd be the first with an Original Stundie!

nicepants@SLCF said:
Good, at least you're open to learning something....moving on,
teh Stundie said:
Well we could go around in circles...but thats your tactic.
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http://screwloosechange.xbehome.com/index.php?showtopic=1493&pid=22305&st=100&#entry22305
Further down the same post:
teh Stundie said:
Because there are 2 bodies...the upper portion and the lower portion...the lower portion stronger portion should have resisted the weight of the upper lighter portion. Regardless of your physics for the impact force.
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this was posted on May 31st, but I'm not sure if it was before or after the noms closed for May, but I'll add it here anyways. LUCUS at LCF:


When Jeff Goldblume looks at his computer to see how much time he has left before the clocks hits 0 it says there is

9:11 Left before the aliens implode the skyscrapers from THE TOP DOWN!!!

Coincidence?
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The really funny part is all the others who see merit in his suggestion, and think this film shows the NWO's "plans" for 9/11. I guess the mile-wide spaceships were on backorder that day, though....
 
The really funny part is all the others who see merit in his suggestion, and think this film shows the NWO's "plans" for 9/11.
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Gosh. I really wish the NWO rank-and-file stopped leaking that stuff to the masses ! Especially through Hollywood.
 
Mobyseven said:
Mmm - that's my feeling, and it'll be the easiest to implement.

As such, from now on the runner up will receive the Malcolm Kirkman Medal.

With that gif, aye.
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i dont think malcom has proven himself worthy, there are still suspicions he is just a very persistant prankster, i say give it another month or two and we'll know if hes for real or just passing through
 
The Porn Conspiracy

Christians for 9/11 Truth:
Porn is everywhere in our country today. It is a disease for many. It would seem to be the work of the devil and the NWO. Trying to distract us from our real path in life. I strugal with it, as I am shure that many of you do as well. Sometimes I hate myself, I dont want to look at porn anymore. There is so much I want to say here but I am about 2 beers away from being drunk and ever lazy so in short, **** you devil 666 NWO porn.
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http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=10236

This boy has so many problems.
 
Ah dave, you utter b*tch!



I was going to nominate that one too!

I just *LOVE* the self loathing.

Just go and do it C49/11T! Just make sure you clean up afterwards and no-one will know! It's perfectly natural!
 
Have to nominate Stundie, because this thread just wouldn't be the same without him.......in the same sense that high school just wouldn't have been the same without that teacher everyone suspected of being just a little bit nuts.

Stundie challenged anyone to provide an example of a FACT, and he would prove that facts change. I gave him "2 + 2 = 4"

Stundie @ SLC said:
2+2=4 is a fact that will never change....However, doesn't mean it can't change!!
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See it to believe it

I guess using that same logic I could say that I, as a male, will never get pregnant...but that doesn't mean I can't get pregnant!
 
Belz... said:
Yeah. Evil, evil sex.
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It's a fascinating study in the truth behind the 'truth'.

The kid thinks of himself as a good christian, but his desires make him loathe himself. He has an obsession with porn, but instead of taking responsibility for this himself, he seeks to blame some mysterious NWO or satanic cult for ensnaring him.

'Truthers' whine when we point out that a belief in the NWO/Illuminati/reptoids being behind 911 is a psychological condition manifesting itself as a desire to see an enemy they can blame for everything they hate about themselves and their lives, as opposed to a real enemy you can see on your tv screens but which has nothing to do with how bad they might be feeling about themselves at any given time.

And here we have this LCF poster who perfectly illustrates that mentality.
 
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Christiansfortruth said:
Porn is everywhere in our country today. It is a disease for many. It would seem to be the work of the devil and the NWO. Trying to distract us from our real path in life. I strugal with it, as I am shure that many of you do as well. Sometimes I hate myself, I dont want to look at porn anymore. There is so much I want to say here but I am about 2 beers away from being drunk and ever lazy so in short, **** you devil 666 NWO porn.
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Why are the satanic NWO elite putting porn on the internet?

Yes I am your straight man, boys, go nuts.
 
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