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I think Eris is pulling our leg with Emre here. Little presents from the goddess of chaos and confusion. Praise Eris!

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regards.
 
Do you expect Emre to answer your post, DR?
I was hoping for an answer either interesting or amusing, but I also forgot to check how many pages were in the post when I hit "reply."
He didn't care to answer most of the other posts, including the serious ones. Heck, even I asked him a simple, honest question.

Looking at his previous posts, I do not think this is going anywhere here.

He talks like a fundie robot on low batteries.
Someone set us up the troll, eh?

All your base, are belong to Emre. ;)

Emre = DJJ sockpuppet, on a roll of 01 on percentile dice.

DR
 
You are a fundemandalist, you are a dark age man dear Jonnyfive.

But i want to give you science.

Don't afraid from datas and thinking.

Hey man, I don't swing that way. You go "give you science" to someone else, okay?

But don't worry, I won't afraid from datas and thinking. Maybe you can enlighten me by constructing a coherent argument with properly formatted sentence structure. That would be super.
 
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Hey man, I don't swing that way. You go "give you science" to someone else, okay?

But don't worry, I won't be afraid from datas and thinking. Maybe you can enlighten me by constructing a coherent argument with properly formatted sentence structure. That would be super.

JonnyFive, I have a tip for you. Do not use polysyllabic words or long sentences when addressing Emre.


;)


Yes, I know posts like this are not exactly good style. Frankly, I don't care anymore in this thread.
 
Dear friends, if you want to speak deep, come to Turkish.

İ write these in English, what can you do at Turkish? İf you Can't make deeper sentences in Turkish, must i think "they are robot"?

You are really simple.

Dear Darth Rotor,

This Universe is not eternal and not forever.

İf these Universe's matter is eternal, never come to Today. Because eternal metter must has got forever road to today. But matter is here. So matter has got a "beginning".

But God is not in time. God in future spots, past spots and now spot in same time. God never travelling from now spot to future spots like us. Because already in all forever spots.

İn paradise Universe, matter is not eternal, but forever.

God made it forever. So you can live there forever. No die, no ill, no war, no fight. Only peace, health, rich and lüx life. No be old. Forever young.

Regards.
 
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"rich and lüx life" ?

My head hurts. :(

But Hokulele seems kinda lüx today, nope?

nefs = Turkish for ego, pride, self assurance.
 
Dear friends, if you want to speak deep, come to Turkish.

İ write these in English, what can you do at Turkish? İf you Can't make deeper sentences in Turkish, must i think "they are robot"?

Perhaps you should improve your English before attempting to "speak deep" with us. Right now, much of what you say is nonsense.

Literally. It is grammatical nonsense.

I can understand that if English is not your native language, it can be hard to communicate your thoughts.

However, you have come here to preach to us and you cannot even speak what, for most of us, is our native language in a way that makes sense.

Are you familiar with the saying "bit off more than you can chew"?
 
Are you familiar with the saying "bit off more than you can chew"?

When I bit off more than I could chew, that's from Sinatra's "My Way", isn't it.


At least, Emre did it His Way.

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And now, soul mask is near;
And so Qur'an is ostrich curtain.
My egg, Islam is clear,
Is like the Earth, Hitler is certain.

I've lived a life that's dull.
I've pestered each and ostrich highway;
No souls, got saved by this,
I did it my way.


...
 
Turkish is a pleasing language. I hear it almost every day at work. The little study I've given it shows it be regular (only four irregular verbs, I believe), logical, sweet-sounding (I can just about repeat it as I hear it, like a mocking-bird), and overall, as somebody once said, sober. You can learn it quite quickly; Schliemann became competent in Turkish within six weeks.

Okay: we must all learn Turkish so that Emre can bombard us with fluent nonsense instead of scattered and broken nonsense.
 
Okay: we must all learn Turkish so that Emre can bombard us with fluent nonsense instead of scattered and broken nonsense.

But then it won't be fun anymore. He's fluent enough that I realize what he would say in Turkish would be the same level of nonsense, but it wouldn't be entertaining to read.

What would we do without the misplaced prepositions, mismatched pluralization, bizarre verb conjugation, and strange sentence structure?

I think, in our own way, we've each come to love Emre for his silliness and lack of knowledge of the English language.

Is miracle! Is Christmas is the miracle! In the May!
 
Somewhere at some time in neo-ancient multiverses quantum ostrich heaves wicked cackle laying lux hitler-egg in sky. Is miracle. Hitler is ever young and handsome and lux, no old, no sick.

And peace will guide the planets, and love will steer stars!
This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius....

bibbity bobbity boo.
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Turkish is a pleasing language. I hear it almost every day at work. The little study I've given it shows it be regular (only four irregular verbs, I believe), logical, sweet-sounding (I can just about repeat it as I hear it, like a mocking-bird), and overall, as somebody once said, sober. You can learn it quite quickly; Schliemann became competent in Turkish within six weeks.

Okay: we must all learn Turkish so that Emre can bombard us with fluent nonsense instead of scattered and broken nonsense.

Having heard my sister-in-law speak Turkish I agree that it is a lovely sounding language. I also agree that if we learned to speak perfect Turkish or if Emre learned English at Oxford his arguments would be just as circular and arbitrary as they are now.
 
Lack of knowledge of Islam, you mean. Although I wonder, in this thread, if anybody but Jigsaw knows what he means?

That's just the icing on the cake.

I mean, it's a good cake even without the icing. The icing just makes it better.

Mmmm... cake...
 
Dostlar beni hatırlasın

Gün ikindi akşam olur
Gör ki başa neler gelir
Emre gider adı kalır
Dostlar beni hatırlasın
 
Sounds like Satan talk to me!

Wiki on "turkish language" and then scroll down to find this rather moving poem, first column in standard Turkish spelling, second in International Phonetic Alphabet (a nice touch, that; it allows you approximate some of the sound for yourself; but close the door first, so that people don't think you've gone dyslexic), and finally English.
 
Truth come from Quran and Islam one kind of real religion.

Not only spirit discusses not radically.

Evolution are big animal's work, any denies this investment and bed he for Lucifer.

It were warned that, retention follows intelligence or is ignorant for you lacking into only hell.
 

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