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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Newsflash! Major media headlines:
"12 Miners Found Alive 41 Hours After Explosion"
[/FONT]"Twelve Alive."
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]"Joy At Mine: 12 Are Alive."
[/FONT]"They're Alive."
"12 Found Alive in W. Va. Coal Mine"
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]"Miracle at Sago, 12 Miners Alive."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]13 miners were trapped. Only one was found alive. Conspiracy?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]On the other hand, reports of Mark Twain's death were "greatly exaggerated." Until he died, that is.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]In other news, [/FONT]
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[/FONT]
"12 Miners Found Alive 41 Hours After Explosion"
[/FONT]"Twelve Alive."
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]"Joy At Mine: 12 Are Alive."
[/FONT]"They're Alive."
"12 Found Alive in W. Va. Coal Mine"
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]"Miracle at Sago, 12 Miners Alive."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]13 miners were trapped. Only one was found alive. Conspiracy?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]On the other hand, reports of Mark Twain's death were "greatly exaggerated." Until he died, that is.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]In other news, [/FONT]
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