It all makes sense now. How did we not see it before? 9/11 perps must be Jesse "The Body" Ventura, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Andre "The Giant" and "Ravishing" Rick Rude! The Real American hero Hogan must've been hot on their trail and they dusted off the old Death Star Beam Machine and decided to pay him a little visit. I mean, pfff, how could a wrestler become a governor without threatening every citizen with a DSBM. Without a DSBM, that's just as ludicrous as, say, a bodybuilder becoming a head of state, or, say, an actor a head of nation. That's impossible.