Jeff Corey
New York Skeptic
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"Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, no fighting in the War Room."
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Has she seen a shrink (no pun intended) about this? And what the sam hill are you shoving up her butt, anyway? Surely it can't be more than five inches.My wife doesn't consciously try to avoid saying "god" during sex, she just doesn't.
This violates Holmes law, which states a woman's state of vicarious helplessness is inversely proportional to the size of the object rammed up her butt. It's true.It never enters her mind.
Surely I'm on the fast track to recognition as a Bright, what with my hard-hitting (sic) examination of your wife.There are people that absolutely don't believe in gods and never invoke them at ANY time. Those people are called atheists. Now, stfu, you tard.
Along with the $1,000,000 she'd receive for proving perpetual motion along with disproving Holmes Law in bed with you under controlled conditions she'd also be elligable for a cool $10 from me for videotaping you stubbing your toe and instinctively calling for Him to punish it for not doing anything.Your entire premise seems to be one of "everyone believes in a god, whether they admit it or not." It's insulting, wrong and just plain stupid.
I'm very offended that you take such a serious issue as this - and my efforts to get to the bottom of it - as a joke.SirPhilip, you’ve managed to construct a post that could really be considered quite offensive to a whole multitude of different people. I hope this was written with your tongue in your cheek, but it’s kind of hard to tell with nos or anything to indicate a joking tone.
Assuming they aren't over 35, don't wear thick prescription glasses, have a low estrogen level, read literature, and wear bland, ultra-conservative clothes, they are welcome to change my mind, if they'd like.Especially your PPS statement, since every one of the ladies that frequent this forum would likely consider herself an atheist/rational thinker/intellectual. The supposed wrath of God I’d certainly challenge, but the wrath of an upset lady I can assure you is quite real.
Sounds like you and Amy Wilson ought to get a room.Assuming they aren't over 35, don't wear thick prescription glasses, have a low estrogen level, read literature, and wear bland, ultra-conservative clothes, they are welcome to change my mind, if they'd like.(Oh man, I might get it for that one..)
It's tongue-in-cheek, chill out.Stop the personal attacks. This is not appropriate at all.

Ok, but if we end up having fundamentalist offspring with a typing speed in excess of 130 wpm, I don't want to be held accountable if they take a liking to this board.Sounds like you and Amy Wilson ought to get a room.
It's tongue-in-cheek, chill out.![]()
Yeah but the question is are there atheists who don't believe there are no gods?No, it's not. There really are people that don't believe in gods.
What about gods that believe in the potential of people that don't believe in gods? ($000,000,001 for anyone who can say that 10 times fast) Surely that's a charming treatise. Even Bart's sister would be be pleased.No, it's not. There really are people that don't believe in gods.
The good doctor has a point, Ken.Yeah but the question is are there atheists who don't believe there are no gods?
Yeah but the question is are there atheists who don't believe there are no gods?
Have you met one? That is an atheist who is not sure there are no gods.Yes, there are atheists that simply don't believe in any gods.
I would be called an atheist by some yet I am not sure there is no god (I think it likely there is no god). I rarely ponder the question anymore because as far as I can go with it leads me to believe that I lack the data to positively answer the question so I await more data or not (so far not). I usually call myself an agnostic but the results of a test I took on this board says I am a weak atheist, weak agnostic FWIW. I haven't met anyone who called themselves an atheist and wasn't sure there was no god.Yes, they simply don't believe in any gods and live their lives not pondering the question. Many of them call themselves agnostic.
Isn't it obvious that I have been exposed to weak atheism and strong atheism definitions? I am just not used to those definitions since I haven't conversed with atheists much. Perhaps I need to meet more atheists in person. They have little value to me as descriptive terms. It matters little to me if someone believes in god or not. But it does matter what other beliefs they have.Dogdoctor, how can you possibly have spent this much time discussing atheism without ever having been exposed to the distinction between weak atheism and strong atheism? Strong atheists believe there definitely are no gods, weak atheists believe there probably are no gods. Agnostic has been used to describe a number of different positions, and will remain an ambiguous term no matter what any one person attempts to define it as.