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Trump's Second Term
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Gulliver Foyle
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Oh yeah, it's definitely "holy ◊◊◊◊" as in "we are so ◊◊◊◊◊◊".
This inflation goes to 11.
Oh, it was from Andy's post, thought that would be in the reply quote. Just thought it was funny that he had to up it from a rounded 300% to 301%.
I think you’re referring to Susan Dell. Wife of Michael Dell of Dell Computer fame.
Her “transformation” has been and continues to be the subject of mockery and disdain.
I find it just very, very sad.
Jack by the hedge
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How can you doubt him? I completely believe he was the only president ever to take cognitive test and I also believe Biden failed to answer the one about the lion, when he, umm, never took the test.
Look it's like the holy trinity, okay? It's not meant to make sense because nobody is super genius enough to get it. So you just believe. Because the alternative is your cult leader is a bewildered old braggart just saying the next thing that pops into his head.
Mojo
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...daren't stamp their feet in case the shoes fall off.
Andy_Ross
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Trump spent around 8 minutes rambling about his multiple cognitive tests where he:
Suggested his own supporters would have a hard time passing it
Claimed the doctors said holy ◊◊◊◊ after he finished taking it
Said Obama got in college for “different reasons” and wasn’t a smart guy
Complained about the media asking why he keeps taking cognitive tests
Went off on a tangent on how his doctors wouldn’t save someone suffering from a heart attack at his rallies.
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a_unique_person
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He's surrounded himself with sycophants who confirm all his insanity is reality.
That might be true
Andy_Ross
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The bit about Biden is a new addition to his test story.
He still said he's the only one that has taken it but then added that Biden got it wrong.
Like all his stories it's starting to grow.
Doing the long mental arithmetic was also a new addition earlier in the year.
Jack by the hedge
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I'm sure I recall someone on the forum writing quite convincingly about how a symptom of creeping dementia is habitually repeating the same series of anecdotes over and over. Of course I'm too old and senile to remember where I read it but I particularly remember it because I had an onion on my belt.
Andy_Ross
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Completely bonkers.
Trump: My wife says, you shouldn't be dancing on the stage, by the way. You should walk off with a gentle wave. Goodbye. When the gay national anthem plays, you know, it's called the gay national anthem, actually. I got the highest gay vote of any Republican in history. She said, 'You should not dance off the stage, my darling.'
And don't talk about the swimming. Where you look left and you look right, and then you look a little further right and you see the largest human being you've ever seen. Larger than Shaquille O'Neal, with a bigger reach.
And the swimmer got hurt badly because she suffered massive wind burn. Because the giant to her right swam by her so fast that the wind was unbelievable. For the rest of her life, she'll be suffering from windburn.
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Trump: My wife says, you shouldn't be dancing on the stage, by the way. You should walk off with a gentle wave. Goodbye. When the gay national anthem plays, you know, it's called the gay national anthem, actually. I got the highest gay vote of any Republican in history. She said, 'You should not dance off the stage, my darling.'
And don't talk about the swimming. Where you look left and you look right, and then you look a little further right and you see the largest human being you've ever seen. Larger than Shaquille O'Neal, with a bigger reach.
And the swimmer got hurt badly because she suffered massive wind burn. Because the giant to her right swam by her so fast that the wind was unbelievable. For the rest of her life, she'll be suffering from windburn.
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Worst stand-up set, ever.
Go on, focus on that, I'm sure it will motivate your deplorable base to vote for you /s
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Trump: We expanded hunting authorizations for 160 acres of the Hailstone National Wildlife Refuge. Do you know that refuge? Anybody? What the hell are we doing? Hey Greg, nobody knows where the hell these places are. What am I doing this for?
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Andy_Ross
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Here's a good example of his stories growing.
Trump: I had a police officer from New York. And he came up to thank me, and he was a rough guy. I don’t think he cried when he was born. He didn’t cry. He was not a crier. He’s a rough guy, big, strong guy, and he was almost crying.
He was waiting in line to shake my hand, which I do with the police. And he said to me, “Sir, I want to thank you.” I said, “For what?” He said, “My wife has never respected me that much because I’ve lost a lot of money. I’ve gone into investments. I’ve always lost money. I’m not good at it. And yet now, after you’ve been here not even two years, my 401(k) is up by a number that Warren Buffett would be very proud of. Much higher than Warren Buffett’s numbers, to be honest.” And he said, “And she now views me as a financial genius. She viewed me as a loser for my whole life, and now she views me as a brilliant financial mind, and I didn’t do anything.”
And I said, “Are you going to stay with your wife?” And he said, “I’m thinking about it.” No, I said, “Stay with your wife. It’s much less expensive.”
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Trump: I had a police officer from New York. And he came up to thank me, and he was a rough guy. I don’t think he cried when he was born. He didn’t cry. He was not a crier. He’s a rough guy, big, strong guy, and he was almost crying.
He was waiting in line to shake my hand, which I do with the police. And he said to me, “Sir, I want to thank you.” I said, “For what?” He said, “My wife has never respected me that much because I’ve lost a lot of money. I’ve gone into investments. I’ve always lost money. I’m not good at it. And yet now, after you’ve been here not even two years, my 401(k) is up by a number that Warren Buffett would be very proud of. Much higher than Warren Buffett’s numbers, to be honest.” And he said, “And she now views me as a financial genius. She viewed me as a loser for my whole life, and now she views me as a brilliant financial mind, and I didn’t do anything.”
And I said, “Are you going to stay with your wife?” And he said, “I’m thinking about it.” No, I said, “Stay with your wife. It’s much less expensive.”
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