theprestige
Penultimate Amazing
It's like watching Hans Neimann playing chess against Magnus Carlsen.
And the whole virgin birth and the immaculate conception of Mary could have been avoided if anyone had noticed that Matthew had misunderstood 1) what a prophecy is and 2) that the meaning of the greek word that he took to mean "virgin" had changed. If only the author of Matthew had been able to read biblical Hebrew!Pity, that'd be more in keeping with contemporary mythology of the time. Gods knocked up women left and right, it wasn't anything mysterious.
The Council of Nicaea added some really wacky crap trying to unite the cults.
Agender, but pronouns are he/him. Except functional terminology like that is woke liberal horse ◊◊◊◊, for pussies, so instead we'll just talk around the concept for the next ten pages like real Americans.
I understand "in His image" to mean that we have a spirit. (body and soul)We can talk in a minute about exactly how a father-son relationship exists. Right now I'm trying to nail down what you think "in his image" means. If the male pronouns are not physical descriptions, then is it fair to say you don't believe God has sex organs?
Of course. The existence of two different creation stories is prima facie evidence that they are stories. And if they are stories, then the telling doesn't matter so much. And if you can separate the story from the telling of the story, then the details that properly belong only to that particular telling can be disregarded. The main elements of Goldilocks and the Three Bears remain unchanged if one version says the bears' house is built out of bricks and another says it's a balloon-framed Victorian. And if the details aren't important, then maybe you can say God used evolution without risking hellfire.My personal view is that it's simply a literary device so it doesn't sound as if god has fallen off his rocking horse and is talking to himself!
The Mormons concluded that God is an "exalted" man, and was once mortal.In the Hebrew bible god is 100% identified as masculine. But is that the same as what we mean as a man?
It's a great pun if you can understand the Hebrew. In Hebrew, articles carry more grammatical weight than they do in English. For example, to say the word for "today" you just put the article in front of the word for "day"—yom becomes hayyom. Similarly there is a punny interplay in the creation story between adam clearly intended as a proper noun and ha'adam having its generic meaning. I had a friend who named his dog "Dog."God is singular (yeah I know the fanfic throuple but that hasn't been invented yet) so I'd say it's like how the hebrew "adam" (can't do the fancy accents) is the word for human (and is then used to make a pun about the creation of humans)
I think it's hard not to anthropomorphize your God. But when the exact size, shape, and optional accessories are being talked about, it can get very silly very fast.God has feet, god walks around and god eats food and god is very picky about his food (see Numbers I think 28). So if he made us in his image and he eats then unless he has an ostomy bag of some sort attached we can assume he goes to the toilet and has the same plumbing as we do.
How would that have changed the story?And the whole virgin birth and the immaculate conception of Mary could have been avoided if anyone had noticed that Matthew had misunderstood 1) what a prophecy is and 2) that the meaning of the greek word that he took to mean "virgin" had changed. If only the author of Matthew had been able to read biblical Hebrew!
You can believe that, but that's not how the Hebrew is properly understood. Tzelem comes from the verb that means "to cast a shadow." Tzelem always means physical form. When Adam has a son, that son is described as being in his tzelem. It's a tangible, physical resemblance.I understand "in His image" to mean that we have a spirit. (body and soul)
We're not talking about angels. Stick to the subject of what God looks like and what "in his image" could mean.The Bible says that angels...
It always struck me as odd that the kid ended up being called Jesus.How would that have changed the story?
The virgin birth was prophesied.
Isaiah 7:14 NIV
Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign:
The virgin will conceive and give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel
Immanuel = God with us
That's not the word in question. "Virgin" is the word in question. Almah doesn't specifically indicate virginity. It simply means a young woman of childbearing age. If you want to specifically indicate physical virginity, the right word is bethulah. Isaiah knew the difference because he used bethulah correctly elsewhere in context. In the Jewish tradition this passage has bugger all to do with the Messiah. The point remains that the authors of the New Testament weren't as conversant as they should have been with the Old Testament, therefore made a lot of mistakes, and therefore maybe don't read it too literally.Isaiah 7:14 NIV
Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign:
The virgin will conceive and give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel
Immanuel = God with us
YHWH must have when he was paired up with Ashera. Then the religion evolved toward monotheism, but the priests in charge and the culture in which they resided were extremely paternalistic, so YHWH was still a dude, despite being the one and only.Do they have genitals?
Well... He sits on a throne, He talks to us and listens. He sees. His arm is not too short to save.Does God look like a human, such that tzelem means what it means? Are the "meat sacks" the same shape as God?
Hebrew doesn't have a grammatical neuter gender. As such it doesn't have a genderless pronoun ("it"). Everything in Hebrew is either grammatically male or female. That raises the issue of grammatical gender versus biological gender, which is kind of what I'm trying to eke out of our OP.The funny thing is that, from a biological perspective, something that reproduces asexually is still referred to as female. Something that doesn't reproduce at all would more properly be referred to as 'it' (sorry, 'It'). I guest depends on whether you consider making things in her/its own image counts as biological reproduction.
Because the hebrew word is not "virgin" - which the author of Matthew would have known if he had read the hebrew - and the prophecy refers to a young woman who is already pregnant, plus that prophecy is given to King Ahaz (sp?) as a sign that god will ensure Ahaz's kingdom will survive. Which then happens. In other words this is a prophecy that was fulfilled literally centuries before Jesus was born. It has nothing to do with the birth of the messiah to a virgin.How would that have changed the story?
The virgin birth was prophesied.
Isaiah 7:14 NIV
Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign:
The virgin will conceive and give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel
Immanuel = God with us
As I said, anthropomorphizing your gods seems inevitable. But I'm looking for the veridical truth. Does God look like people? Do people look like God? Not in some metaphorical or poetic sense, but in the physical, optical sense. If the Christian God appeared in front of me today in his true form, would he look like a human male?Well... He sits on a throne, He talks to us and listens. He sees. His arm is not too short to save.
Do you have any actual evidence?Biblical evidence.
Genesis 1:26 NIV
Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness,
so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky,
over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all
the creatures that move along the ground.”
From the descriptors we do have he is definitely humanoid, has parts that look like human parts and in Exodus he gets the lads over for a bit of a celebration and they act like "he's just a dude you know".As I said, anthropomorphizing your gods seems inevitable. But I'm looking for the veridical truth. Does God look like people? Do people look like God? Not in some metaphorical or poetic sense, but in the physical, optical sense. If the Christian God appeared in front of me today in his true form, would he look like a human male?
That's a goods point.Because the hebrew word is not "virgin" - which the author of Matthew would have known if he had read the hebrew - and the prophecy refers to a young woman who is already pregnant, plus that prophecy is given to King Ahaz (sp?) as a sign that god will ensure Ahaz's kingdom will survive. Which then happens. In other words this is a prophecy that was fulfilled literally centuries before Jesus was born. It has nothing to do with the birth of the messiah to a virgin.
Yes, I believe so. There is a family resemblance.Does God look like people?
Do you still read them literally? Or do you acknowledge that they are mistakes and that you should probably not take them as truth?But they are basically misquotes.
Go look in the mirror.Do you have any actual evidence?