Trump's Second Term

[Andy_Ross]

Seeing a clear divide between Americans and British on this matter.

The majority of British, me included, feel that they coughed up $500 for a ticket, which included the wine, which has been opened, nobody died, grab the booze.

And the Americans that feel that nicking a few bottles of vino is more of a crime than the assassination attempt.


Matt Wallace
@MattWallace888
The President almost just got assassinated and members of the media are using the opportunity to steal bottles of wine.

You don’t hate them enough!

video in link

 

[Andy_Ross]

Picture of shell casings from the alleged shooter released by kash patel

 

[Resume]

Matt Wallace
@MattWallace888
The President almost just got assassinated and members of the media are using the opportunity to steal bottles of wine.

You don’t hate them enough!

video in link

Umm, what stealing? They paid for a ticket, and would've polished off the wine anyway. What is this noise?

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Trump: "I happen to think there was a lot of cheating going on in Virginia. We were leading all day long -- the Republicans. All of the sudden there was a ballot drop."

video in link

You were full of confidence until all of a sudden they counted the votes.

Shocking.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Seeing a clear divide between Americans and British on this matter.

The majority of British, me included, feel that they coughed up $500 for a ticket, which included the wine, which has been opened, nobody died, grab the booze.

And the Americans that feel that nicking a few bottles of vino is more of a crime than the assassination attempt.


Matt Wallace
@MattWallace888
The President almost just got assassinated and members of the media are using the opportunity to steal bottles of wine.

You don’t hate them enough!

video in link

Wait, so they got a great story, didn't have to listen to the Mad King's demented ramblings and got wine??!? Re-◊◊◊◊◊◊◊-sult. Good luck to them! But that's an awful lot of good luck used up in one evening.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

If they need to keep Trump safer at events, just literally put him in a safe. A big forklift truck can move him around. If you need an extra layer of security, have more than one safe, and people will never know for certain whether the particular big, gold safe that attends their event actually has Trump in it or not.

 

[Resume]

Maybe Cole Allen is Trump's Al Neri?

 

[Resume]

If they need to keep Trump safer at events, just literally put him in a safe. A big forklift truck can move him around. If you need an extra layer of security, have more than one safe, and people will never know for certain whether the particular big, gold safe that attends their event actually has Trump in it or not.

Schrodinger's Safe?

 

[TragicMonkey]

If they need to keep Trump safer at events, just literally put him in a safe. A big forklift truck can move him around. If you need an extra layer of security, have more than one safe, and people will never know for certain whether the particular big, gold safe that attends their event actually has Trump in it or not.

Nah, what would be classy is what King Tut had. A big, gold sarcophagus! Real gold, very heavy, very expensive, but so classy. Trump goes in, they seal it shut for safety, and then he can be wheeled around in comfort and style with no security risks! For maximum safety it should be welded shut, or whatever the term is for gold. No holes through which bullets or viruses could come in. Perfect safety. Perfect peace.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

If they need to keep Trump safer at events, just literally put him in a safe.

A safe could be cracked, but do you know where that safe, and by extension Trump, would be protected 100% from safe cracking leftist assassins with Trump Derangement Syndrome? The bottom of the Potomac, that's where. For the safety of Trump and the entire free world Trump should be locked in a safe and thrown in the Potomac. It's the only way to keep him safe from Joe Biden!

 

[jimbob]

How long is it gonna be before Trump makes an official announcement that he is, indeed, the Second Coming? Two weeks? Midterms?

Yes, lots of people see his antics and say , "oh Christ"

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Yes, lots of people see his antics and say , "oh Christ"

Cont: Post in thread 'Donald Trump has 'dangerous mental illness' say psychiatry experts at Yale... Pt 3'

Apr 13, 2026

Trump thinks he's the son of god because everything he does makes people say 'Oh, Jesus Christ what now?!"..

• P.J. Denyer

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[Jack by the hedge]

Nah, what would be classy is what King Tut had. A big, gold sarcophagus! Real gold, very heavy, very expensive, but so classy. Trump goes in, they seal it shut for safety, and then he can be wheeled around in comfort and style with no security risks! For maximum safety it should be welded shut, or whatever the term is for gold. No holes through which bullets or viruses could come in. Perfect safety. Perfect peace.

Yessir, you just lie in this giant, solid gold casket and we'll seal you in good and tight. Yes, you will be just like Iron Man except gold. Yes, much better sir. Well, no you don't have to be able to move sir, the coffin umm suit will take care of all the awesome action stuff like flying around and defeating the bad guys and thanks to its awesome technology you won't get jostled around or even feel or hear any of it. Very restful sir.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Yessir, you just lie in this giant, solid gold casket and we'll seal you in good and tight. Yes, you will be just like Iron Man except gold. Yes, much better sir. Well, no you don't have to be able to move sir, the coffin umm suit will take care of all the awesome action stuff like flying around and defeating the bad guys and thanks to its awesome technology you won't get jostled around or even feel or hear any of it. Very restful sir.

And there's space at the bottom by your feet for JD Vance to curl up and serve you in the afterlife later.

 

[Andy_Ross]

DARK IN HERE ISN'T IT?

 

[shemp]

DARK IN HERE ISN'T IT?

"Well, if you had air holes, you wouldn't be safe, would you?"

 

[Tero]

Nah, what would be classy is what King Tut had. A big, gold sarcophagus! Real gold, very heavy, very expensive, but so classy. Trump goes in, they seal it shut for safety, and then he can be wheeled around in comfort and style with no security risks! For maximum safety it should be welded shut, or whatever the term is for gold. No holes through which bullets or viruses could come in. Perfect safety. Perfect peace.

I recommend the vacuum welding. Put Trump in it, turrn on the vacuum and weld. He will be so well preserved for posterity.

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• Laser Welding:Considered the best, most accurate method for intricate jewelry repairs, allowing repairs to be done without removing gemstones
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  • Pulse Arc/Micro TIG Welding: Uses specialized machines to create precise, strong welds on smaller items.
  • Torch Soldering/Welding: A small, fast flame is used to melt gold filler wire into a joint.
  • Cold Welding: Gold can be joined by pressing two pieces together in a vacuum, a process utilized in aerospace and electronics.
    Southern Jewelry News +6

 

[jimbob]

Cont: Post in thread 'Donald Trump has 'dangerous mental illness' say psychiatry experts at Yale... Pt 3'

Apr 13, 2026

Trump thinks he's the son of god because everything he does makes people say 'Oh, Jesus Christ what now?!"..

• P.J. Denyer

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• 

Is that "great minds thinking alike" or "fools seldom differ"

 

[Pixel42]

Part of me is hoping Trump lives long enough to see everything he did undone by his successor. The White House tastefully restored, people he appointed fired, people he fired reappointed, his name removed from everything he slapped it on ...

Obviously a lot of the damage will take many years to undo, but some of the more in-your-face stuff could be put right quite quickly.

 

[Armitage72]

If they need to keep Trump safer at events, just literally put him in a safe. A big forklift truck can move him around. If you need an extra layer of security, have more than one safe, and people will never know for certain whether the particular big, gold safe that attends their event actually has Trump in it or not.

He stops appearing in person at events, instead appearing live on a video screen. The fact that he gradually becomes younger, healthier, thinner, more handsome, and more coherent over time should in no way be seen as a suggestion that he's been replaced with an AI generated recreation.