Trump's Second Term

[shemp]

Trump Conducts Marathon Reading Of Arby’s Menu In Appeal To Meat Lovers

WASHINGTON—Bowing his head as he solemnly recited the fast food offerings, President Donald Trump conducted a marathon reading of the Arby’s menu Thursday in an effort to appeal to the nation’s meat lovers. “French Dip Royale, Classic Beef ’N Cheddar, Double Beef ’N Cheddar, Half Pound Beef ’N...

theonion.com

WASHINGTON—Bowing his head as he solemnly recited the fast food offerings, President Donald Trump conducted a marathon reading of the Arby’s menu Thursday in an effort to appeal to the nation’s meat lovers. “French Dip Royale, Classic Beef ’N Cheddar, Double Beef ’N Cheddar, Half Pound Beef ’N Cheddar—that’s from the Arby’s slow roasted beef menu, items one through four,” the commander-in-chief said while a retinue of Arby’s executives stood behind him with their eyes closed and their hands clasped in prayer. “This is my favorite: Arby’s value menu, item two—ham slider. I love ham sliders. Don’t we love ham sliders, America? I read this passage every night before I go to sleep. It’s calming.” At press time, Trump’s approval rating had skyrocketed by 30 points.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Donald yapping like a toddler while everyone else in the room is in prayer would've been so in character for him. Love the Onion.

 

[Helen]

Expect a triumphal parade under the newly competed Arc de Trump with Trump riding in a chariot, wearing a laurel wreath on his head and MAGA chanting with upraised arms "Hail, Trump! Hail, Trump!"

As long as they include the squeaky tank, i'm happy!

 

[Norman Alexander]

Ok, I'd like someone with a little more legal knowledge to give their opinion (JayUtah?)

Ditto.

But isn't it really a bad idea for a high-ranking person to make such a statement publicly? After all, the defendant might be able to claim that the statements "taint the jury pool" to get the charges dismissed on a technicality.

My point also.

(although I suspect the Trump administration will lose the case anyways.)

The definition of "raging stupid klutzes" in the dictionary includes their portraits.

 

[Mojo]

I can guarantee there won't be someone behind him repeating, "Memento Mori Moron" over and over.

Fixed.

 

[Mojo]

That's the defining aspect of idiocracy. The stupid feel oppressed by smart and they now fight back.

"We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture."

 

[Mojo]

Ok, I'd like someone with a little more legal knowledge to give their opinion (JayUtah?)

But isn't it really a bad idea for a high-ranking person to make such a statement publicly? After all, the defendant might be able to claim that the statements "taint the jury pool" to get the charges dismissed on a technicality.

Getting it dismissed on a technicality rather than as a result of examining the evidence in court would probably be a win as far as this administration is concerned.

 

[Darat]

And, naturally, we know that the DoJ is super rigorous about who they accuse of being gang and cartel members. The kind of rigorous where they'll happily show a photoshop image and potentially very publicly falsely accuse people when they want ......

FTFY

 

[Darat]

Getting it dismissed on a technicality rather than as a result of examining the evidence in court would probably be a win as far as this administration is concerned.

It was a win once they announced the charges.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Now, if they had been ICE protestors.....

Or if the AI fake pictures of them had been less pretty...

 

[Andy_Ross]

Obama's fault I want to buy a loss making airline.
You know he will change it's name to Trump Airline.

Reporter: Is the government going to buy a stake in Spirit Airlines?

Trump: They were going to merge with People Express or one of them and Obama decided it was a bad idea. How did that work out? I think we just buy it. And when the price of oil goes down, we’ll sell it for a profit

video in link

 

[Andy_Ross]

People Express have been gone for 40 years.

 

[Andy_Ross]

POTUS: "Your Southern Law Whatever It Is has given money to the KKK. They're supposed to protect people and they're paying all these people, crooked as can be... That was all a rigged election — all of the things with Charlottesville, all of the stuff they did."

video in link

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Obama's fault I want to buy a loss making airline.
You know he will change it's name to Trump Airline.

Reporter: Is the government going to buy a stake in Spirit Airlines?

Trump: They were going to merge with People Express or one of them and Obama decided it was a bad idea. How did that work out? I think we just buy it. And when the price of oil goes down, we’ll sell it for a profit

video in link

On the bright side it would show improved efficiency to put Trump's name on a business that's already bankrupt.

 

[Andy_Ross]

REPORTER: “Are you concerned about insider trading on these prediction markets re: the war?”

TRUMP: “The world is a casino. It is what it is.”

And there you have it, folks!

video in link

 

[Dr.Sid]

REPORTER: “Are you concerned about insider trading on these prediction markets re: the war?”

TRUMP: “The world is a casino. It is what it is.”

And there you have it, folks!

video in link

For Trump to bancrupt it and run away with the money.

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

People Express have been gone for 40 years.

There was a second People Express which lasted three months as an airline before going bust for fraud and not paying its bills. No word of a mergerevent though.

 

[Andy_Ross]

2020 Election should be wiped from the books.

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
The Southern Poverty Law Center, one of the greatest political scams in American History, has been charged with FRAUD. This is another Democrat Hoax, along with Act Blue, and many others. If it is true, the 2020 Presidential Election should be permanently wiped from the books and be of no further force or effect! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT

 

[P.J. Denyer]

2020 Election should be wiped from the books.

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
The Southern Poverty Law Center, one of the greatest political scams in American History, has been charged with FRAUD. This is another Democrat Hoax, along with Act Blue, and many others. If it is true, the 2020 Presidential Election should be permanently wiped from the books and be of no further force or effect! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT

Into the Memory Hole it goes. Winston Smith is going to be very busy.

 

[Armitage72]

2020 Election should be wiped from the books.

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
The Southern Poverty Law Center, one of the greatest political scams in American History, has been charged with FRAUD. This is another Democrat Hoax, along with Act Blue, and many others. If it is true, the 2020 Presidential Election should be permanently wiped from the books and be of no further force or effect! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT

While we're at it, every election before 2016 should also be wiped from the books. There has always only been Trump. Now, then, and forever.