Trump's Second Term

[Andy_Ross]

Governor Carney?

When was he demoted?

When it became the 51st State

 

[Helen]

Governor Carney?

When was he demoted?

When Trump decided that Canada should be the cherished 51st state of the US...

 

[8enotto]

Thanks Helen and Andy.

I guess now I need to find the part where Canada decided to actually become the 51st outside of his addled head.

Can't he just wander off and lose himself like dementia victims we actually like sometimes do? Like soon.

 

[Tero]

Andy Borowitz

 

[shemp]

Apparently, Schitler plans to import penguins to Greenland,

 

[Resume]

Apparently, Schitler plans to import penguins to Greenland,

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Which administration idiot was responsible for this? I hope and wish it was Trump.

 

[Andy_Ross]

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Governor Carney?

When was he demoted?

Oh look, his pachinko brain remembered he wants to take Canada.

 

[Mike!]

Breaking news: Trump's ICE goons have shot someone else in Minneapolis.

 

[Resume]

Breaking news: Trump's ICE goons have shot someone else in Minneapolis.

It'll be a "good" shooting, even if it isn't.

 

[bruto]

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More to the point might by why Eagleman cares if the governor of Mexico goes to Kazakhstan.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Interestingly, most sources quoted Kier Starmer in the headline. The BBC chose to go with Prince Harry.

Starmer's reaction was the top headline when I looked. Harry's came later.

 

[W.D.Clinger]

Breaking news: Trump's ICE goons have shot someone else in Minneapolis.

This is being discussed in the more specific thread.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Apparently, Schitler plans to import penguins to Greenland,

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Judging by the footprints it's not just his hands that are tiny.

 

[Mojo]

Biden!


Richard Grenell
@RichardGrenell
Donald Trump’s FBI captured 6 of the Top 10 Fugitives from the Most Wanted List in 1 year.

Joe Biden’s FBI got a total of 4 in his 4 years.

We are not the same.

Name them,

Biden, Comey, Clinton, James, Pelosi, and Biden?

 

[Helen]

Apparently, Schitler plans to import penguins to Greenland,

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Is this a sign that he is going to rename Greenland, and call it MAGAgascar?

 

[LiteBright]

Canada 100% tariff on everything

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
If Governor Carney thinks he is going to make Canada a "Drop Off Port" for China to send goods and products into the United States, he is sorely mistaken. China will eat Canada alive, completely devour it, including the destruction of their businesses, social fabric, and general way of life. If Canada makes a deal with China, it will immediately be hit with a 100% Tariff against all Canadian goods and products coming into the U.S.A. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

President DJT

Oh no, whatever will we do? Will this come before or after his threatened 10% tariff after Doug Ford ran a commercial in the US?

Thats all he has is social media threats. How can anyone be scared of this loser?

 

[Tero]

Tero Gervais (@tero55gervais) on Threads

We are all feeling helpless. But on top that, even demented Trump is no longer in control. We will see another year of this? 50-100 civilians dead?

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We are all feeling helpless. But on top that, even demented Trump is no longer in control. We will see another year of this? 50-100 civilians dead?

 

[8enotto]

More to the point might by why Eagleman cares if the governor of Mexico goes to Kazakhstan.

Sheinbaum has been doing Mexico's business worldwide without asking permission of addled uncle Donny since her valid election.
I will admit the news has been short on details of whatever was discussed with a few.

With China it was trade, no idea what she could offer Ukraine or eastern Europe. But it must have been important. Maybe they need sugar, rice and tomatoes. Or car parts, we do that well.
Strange bedfellows in international politics. But she has avoided Kim and Putin.

 

[Mojo]

Canada 100% tariff on everything

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
If Governor Carney thinks he is going to make Canada a "Drop Off Port" for China to send goods and products into the United States, he is sorely mistaken. China will eat Canada alive, completely devour it, including the destruction of their businesses, social fabric, and general way of life. If Canada makes a deal with China, it will immediately be hit with a 100% Tariff against all Canadian goods and products coming into the U.S.A. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

President DJT

I notice that after Trump imagined that he could reduce prices by more than 100%, he's now saying "100% tariff" as if that's some sort of maximum.