Trump's Second Term

[Jack by the hedge]

Did anyone ask him to explain why he wants US troops to open fire on their NATO allies for protecting the territory of another NATO ally?

And do please ask him if he'd also love to send the Marines to rob foreign banks, because their cops would just get slaughtered. Try him out on any other obviously wrong but might-makes-right tasks for the military you can think of. I'm sure he'd think those were cool too.

 

[Andy_Ross]

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https://twitter.com/x/status/2014772963719991311

 

[Andy_Ross]

And do please ask him if he'd also love to send the Marines to rob foreign banks, because their cops would just get slaughtered. Try him out on any other obviously wrong but might-makes-right tasks for the military you can think of. I'm sure he'd think those were cool too.

Rob Banks?

Don't let him watch Kelly's Heroes

 

[Andy_Ross]

Gibberish

JD Vance: "To our fellow Americans we say, you're never gonna find great meaning in a cubicle or in front of a computer screen. But you will find great meaning if you dedicate yourself to the creation and sustenance of human life."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2014755527549481244

 

[The Great Zaganza]

Vance is trying to look more presidential - probably knows something we all kinda do.

 

[Armitage72]

Gibberish

JD Vance: "To our fellow Americans we say, you're never gonna find great meaning in a cubicle or in front of a computer screen. But you will find great meaning if you dedicate yourself to the creation and sustenance of human life."

Translation: You women should stop working and have lots of kids. That's your purpose.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Gibberish

JD Vance: "To our fellow Americans we say, you're never gonna find great meaning in a cubicle or in front of a computer screen. But you will find great meaning if you dedicate yourself to the creation and sustenance of human life."

Work sucks. Forget about that and get busy making white babies so we don't get replaced.

Yeah sure that's super-helpful advice to give couples who already know perfectly well you need two good incomes, probably comprising more than two jobs, to buy a home for a family.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Bessent pushes Albertan independence from Canada: "Albertans are very independent people. There's a rumor they may have a referendum on whether they want to stay in Canada or not. People are talking. People want sovereignty. They want what the US has got."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2014709642903843311

 

[Resume]

Gibberish

JD Vance: "To our fellow Americans we say, you're never gonna find great meaning in a cubicle or in front of a computer screen. But you will find great meaning if you dedicate yourself to the creation and sustenance of human life."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2014755527549481244

STFU, couch ◊◊◊◊◊◊.

 

[lobosrul5]

Bessent pushes Albertan independence from Canada: "Albertans are very independent people. There's a rumor they may have a referendum on whether they want to stay in Canada or not. People are talking. People want sovereignty. They want what the US has got."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2014709642903843311

Texas: no income tax.... yeah but, about a 2.3% effective property tax where I'm looking to buy.

 

[Lukraak_Sisser]

I always like how the US pushes the 'no income tax' thing but ignores the fact that the absurdly high costs of things like healthcare, the lack of any form of social security and badly maintained infrastructure means most US citizens at the end of the month earn far less than those of us living in countries that have the audacity to tax.

 

[shemp]

As an Ecology graduate, I'd just like to say this:

You are an embarrassment to the human race, wholly unfit for high office, low office or the disused office at my workplace where they just dump broken chairs and leads whose purpose can no longer be determined. I hope your next bowel movement is a cathedral. May your rectum develop tastebuds, your mucus membranes secrete Drano and your dreams end in tatters. Go **** yourself with a halberd and surprise a cassowary, you ineducable, miasmic sack of arse-jetsam.

You forgot:

 

[shemp]

As an Ecology graduate, I'd just like to say this:

You are an embarrassment to the human race, wholly unfit for high office, low office or the disused office at my workplace where they just dump broken chairs and leads whose purpose can no longer be determined. I hope your next bowel movement is a cathedral. May your rectum develop tastebuds, your mucus membranes secrete Drano and your dreams end in tatters. Go **** yourself with a halberd and surprise a cassowary, you ineducable, miasmic sack of arse-jetsam.

Also, you don't need to be so circumspect about it, let out your true feelings.

 

[Dr.Sid]

You forgot:

We can do that now ? Wow !

 

[8enotto]

The 3 hours per night figure is slightly flattered by the cumulative 10 hours per day he naps.

He sleeps 3 hours a night. The rest is spent rage posting fever dreams. It's the daytime he catches up on 12 hours of napping.

 

[jimbob]

We can do that now ? Wow !

I think only for Andy

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Go ◊◊◊◊ a couch, J. D. They don't ever need abortions.

They don't, do they? I hope not. I would not like to think what the baby would look like.

J.D. Vance is what the baby would look like.

 

[The Great Zaganza]

Bessent is the quintessential White Guy DEI: he looks like he knows what he's doing or saying, but actually is just making things up on the spot.
His kind always fails upwards.

Case in point: he told the EU not to threaten with retaliatory tariffs, the EU showed the US the Tariff Bazooka, and now they are all hiding behind the furniture.
Best to do the opposite of whatever he says.

 

[shemp]

Texas: no income tax.... yeah but, about a 2.3% effective property tax where I'm looking to buy.

Like New Hampshire where I live. No state income tax but high property taxes.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

I always like how the US pushes the 'no income tax' thing but ignores the fact that the absurdly high costs of things like healthcare, the lack of any form of social security and badly maintained infrastructure means most US citizens at the end of the month earn far less than those of us living in countries that have the audacity to tax.

Don't underestimate the number of psycopaths who'd sooner pay more for themselves than contribute to everyone. For some, denying others is the same as getting for yourself.