Trump's Second Term

[Mike!]

 

[Andy_Ross]

 

[Safe-Keeper]

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I'd substitute jail for Hell, but otherwise I agree 100%

 

[Safe-Keeper]

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How clever of them to announce their planned crime in advance.

 

[Andy_Ross]

An unhinged and screaming Lindsey Graham blames Biden and Obama for the massacre at Bondi Beach.

Graham: Obama and Biden have a lot to do with this…. Dumbass Biden—the biggest dumbass on the planet—withdrew from Afghanistan

https://twitter.com/x/status/2000759430204547233

 

[shemp]

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In other news, man is screaming to be arrested for making terrorist threat.

 

[Norman Alexander]

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Great! Open the doors and let them all in.

Then, when they are all inside...close and lock the doors again. Forever.

Another problem solved. They make it so easy.

 

[zooterkin]

Tina Peters’ lawyer demands Colorado honor Trump’s pardon, threatens to take legal action.

She is pardoned of all federal crimes! Congratulations, she wasn't charged with any federal crimes.


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Where did he get his law degree, in a Crackerjack box?

 

[Norman Alexander]

Where did he get his law degree, in a Crackerjack box?

His mom had to make it for him.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Where did he get his law degree, in a Crackerjack box?

I once got a peace prize in mine.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Where did he get his law degree, in a Crackerjack box?

Maybe reading the statutes is woke?

 

[NM156]

When Trump dies it will be the first ever Order of Service for a funeral to end with the words "Dancing to Follow".

Charlie Kirk's death seemed to illicit dancing from his supporters though - WWE style

 

[NM156]

What a surprise

Mike Johnson tells me he is not going to give “running commentary” on Trump’s remarks about Rob Reiner

https://twitter.com/x/status/2000715183375667607

Cowardice is MAGAs most defining trait.

 

[NM156]

WAR!!

The White House
@WhiteHouse
BREAKING: President Trump just declared FENTANYL a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

This critical step unleashes every tool to combat the cartels & foreign networks responsible for flooding communities with this deadly substance—the leading cause of death among Americans aged 18-45

https://twitter.com/x/status/2000671104004682113

So war with China then?

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Charlie Kirk's death seemed to illicit dancing from his supporters though - WWE style

And gave Trump a chance to get a little touchy touchy. When you're famous the widow let's you do it.

 

[Lukraak_Sisser]

An unhinged and screaming Lindsey Graham blames Biden and Obama for the massacre at Bondi Beach.

Graham: Obama and Biden have a lot to do with this…. Dumbass Biden—the biggest dumbass on the planet—withdrew from Afghanistan

https://twitter.com/x/status/2000759430204547233

Wait, wasn't the withdrawal from Afghanistan negotiated (badly) and started (without any real plan) by the president before Biden?
What was his name again?

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

Those officers behind him look like they would prefer a month of KP than be gassed and gaslighted in public like this.

The CSM to his right is definitely thinking "this is the ◊◊◊◊◊◊ who'll send me to die in a quagmire‽"

 

[Andy_Ross]

Where did he get his law degree, in a Crackerjack box?

Trump University

 

[Andy_Ross]

Biden!

Vance on affordability: I hear these Democrats talk about this as if you were going to fix these problems in a single day

https://twitter.com/x/status/2000973410961403939

 

[Frank Newgent]

Throughout the first year of Donald Trump’s second administration, Vanity Fair writer Chris Whipple has interviewed Wiles amid each moment of crisis. This insider’s account joins a portfolio of portraits for an unflinching, up-close look at power—and peril.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/trump-susie-wiles-interview-exclusive-part-1