W.D.Clinger
Philosopher
Which explains why you listed it as a bullet point supporting your claimed "clear military precision"?Actually, Tammes getting through on his walkie talkie wasn't part of the plan. Europa heard him by pure accident, had to turn it up to maximum to even hear him. Probably not even Tammes' first attempt to get through.
A sinking with clear military precision:
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- Third Captain having to use a hand held device to call MAYDAY (where was the Captain?), thanks to communications being down
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- Tammes' last MAYDAY 01:22 EET
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A few hours ago, I quoted the genuinely precise military plan devised by the Goon Show and leaked by opponents of the Marianas Deep State, but I was scooped by @Vixen, the operative chosen to reveal that plan's details to the International Subversive Forum (ISF). Out of respect for the ultra-precise military team that implemented the plan, I did not quote from the transcript of what those formidable men o'war had to say about the plan when first they heard its militarily precise details. I have since been informed that protecting fictional characters is not a matter of utmost international security, so I can quote some of what they said.
ULTRA-PRECISE MILITARY PLANNER:
- At precisely 12:59, we're gonna take down all communications. At precisely 01:54, we're gonna restore those communications.
- We're gonna get the ship's officers to time its progress so the ship is just entering international waters when we take down the communications.
- We're gonna force the Swedes to say 01:00 in the local time zone corresponds to Swedish midnight.
Why does this have to happen precisely at midnight, and precisely when the ship crosses into international waters?
ULTRA-PRECISE MILITARY PLANNER:
We must be precise so the world will know our attack was carried out with military precision. We don't want anyone to think the sinking could be an accident.
FORMIDABLE MAN O'WAR #2:
Couldn't we just issue a press release taking credit for the sinking?
ULTRA-PRECISE MILITARY PLANNER:
No. This operation is MK Ultra over-the-top secret. Don't forget to take your prescribed psychedelics.
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ULTRA-PRECISE MILITARY PLANNER:
- We're gonna get a truck driver to tell the Swedish coastguards that something went wrong.
Why not use someone who's already on our payroll, such as Agent 86?
ULTRA-PRECISE MILITARY PLANNER:
The role calls for extreme bravery and competence.
[....]
ULTRA-PRECISE MILITARY PLANNER:
- We're gonna make sure it takes exactly 35 MINUTES for the ship to sink after its bow visor comes loose.
Why does it have to take exactly 35 minutes? Why not 34 or 36? Wouldn't 35" be even more impressive?
ULTRA-PRECISE MILITARY PLANNER:
The exactness of the 35 emphasizes our military precision. But I like your 35" suggestion. We can pass that on to our disinformation agents.
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ULTRA-PRECISE MILITARY PLANNER:
- We're gonna have Dick Cheney get US firm Rockwater to search Piht's room for a briefcase that belongs to an arms dealer and presumably contains software disguised as submarine aerospace munitions.
Or you could have a track-laying submarine fly in and push a truck full of cesium out through the bow ramp.
ULTRA-PRECISE MILITARY PLANNER:
Excellent suggestion! I'll add that to the plan.
