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Post Your Bible Verses for Trump

Athyrio

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Since Donnie says he'd like to go to heaven, it would be nice enough for us to share some appropriate blble verses to set him on the right path. I'm sure he's heard about Adam and Eve, the Flood, the lepers, and if he had read the bible at all it was probably about King Solomon, but there's other verses that he may need to become familiar with. Here's two for him.

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Bible Gateway passage: Numbers 32:23 - King James Version

But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
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2 Timothy 3 :: King James Version (KJV)

2 Timothy 3 - This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
 
Fake Christian folk need fake quotes from a fake bible.

This is a wide open space for TragicMonkey.
 
Ecclesiastes 10:11-14:

Surely the serpent will bite without enchantment; and a babbler is no better. The words of a wise man's mouth are gracious; but the lips of a fool will swallow up himself. The beginning of the words of his mouth is foolishness: and the end of his talk is mischievous madness. A fool also is full of words: a man cannot tell what shall be; and what shall be after him, who can tell him?
 
From the Book or Armaments:
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
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arthwollipot said:
Ecclesiastes 10:11-14:

Surely the serpent will bite without enchantment; and a babbler is no better. The words of a wise man's mouth are gracious; but the lips of a fool will swallow up himself. The beginning of the words of his mouth is foolishness: and the end of his talk is mischievous madness. A fool also is full of words: a man cannot tell what shall be; and what shall be after him, who can tell him?
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Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds damn saucy, you lucky thing!
 

Genesis 19:30-38​


30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children-as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father." 33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. 34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Last night I slept with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father." 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. 36 So both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father.
 
"..., neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you."
 
Donny and his idiot sons left New York and settled in Mala Lardo for he was afraid to stay in New York.
He and his idiot brood lived in a gaudy hotel in the swamp.
One day some idiot said " you are rich, go with Jeffrey to his island to do stuff you can't do here" and his idiot sons stayed back for court dates in NY for fraud. As is the custom for wannabe fraudulent billionaires and thier friends.
The sons said " daddy should be president so we can do crypto fraud and insider trading with impunity like he does"
And they convinced millions of idiots to make him president, twice.
They became insanely rich with 340 millions in Swiss banks they tried to hide from the NY courts.
Somewhere in there his wife couldn't stand the cheating and leaking diaper stench and bailed out with her fair share of some billions of stolen taxes.
And they became a pseudo legal crime family heading for a dictatorship if they aren't stopped.
 
arthwollipot said:
Ecclesiastes 10:11-14:

Surely the serpent will bite without enchantment; and a babbler is no better. The words of a wise man's mouth are gracious; but the lips of a fool will swallow up himself. The beginning of the words of his mouth is foolishness: and the end of his talk is mischievous madness. A fool also is full of words: a man cannot tell what shall be; and what shall be after him, who can tell him?
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There are far better quotes about Trump in the Trump thread on any given day.
 
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