Trump's Second Term

[Resume]

Oh STFU, toadies.

 

[William Parcher]

Trump: You know, grass has a lifetime like people have a lifetime, and the lifetime of this grass has long been gone. When you look at the parks where the grass is all tired, exhausted. We're going to redo the grass with the finest grasses. I know a lot about grass

So now he's a grass expert. Do you re-seed or lay sod instead?

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Trump: You know, grass has a lifetime like people have a lifetime, and the lifetime of this grass has long been gone. When you look at the parks where the grass is all tired, exhausted. We're going to redo the grass with the finest grasses. I know a lot about grass

Thank god lazy, bloated, demented, fast food-binging, substance-abusing, temper-prone 79 year old toddlers with a multitude of pre-existing health issues have a limited lifetime, too.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

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Oh STFU, toadies.

So seven out of 200+ nations. Good job, Dump, you sure know how to rally the world's support.

 

[Resume]

 

[bruto]

So now he's a grass expert. Do you re-seed or lay sod instead?

Probably both. He is, after all, experienced in both seeding and laying, and he is for sure a sodding something or other.

 

[alfaniner]

(that picture)

You can see the scalp through the increasingly thinning hair. The Big Boy/Dairy Queen swirly top isn't working like it used to.

 

[Regnad Kcin]

Trump: You know, grass has a lifetime like people have a lifetime, and the lifetime of this grass has long been gone. When you look at the parks where the grass is all tired, exhausted. We're going to redo the grass with the finest grasses. I know a lot about grass

If only.

 

[stanfr]

Whatever I thought of Newsom, he has my full respect now--today's tweets have been brilliant and hysterical!

 

[Blue Mountain]

Trump: You know, grass has a lifetime like people have a lifetime, and the lifetime of this grass has long been gone. When you look at the parks where the grass is all tired, exhausted. We're going to redo the grass with the finest grasses. I know a lot about grass

Is this an actual quote? There's no reference, which you usually include.

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

$500 ? Just $500 ? Please ..

Somebody should nochalantly drop that Hungary issued 100 quintillion Pengo banknotes and see what denomination he comes up with.

 

[a_unique_person]

Right now, some drooling administration sycophant is designing a $500 bill with Trump's stupid tough guy mug (shot) plastered on it; it will be gold instead of green and it will declare "In Trump We Trust.

You know someone is doing this.

Don't give him ideas. If he really does that I will blame you.

 

[carlosy]

I'm surprised he hasn't thought of instituting his own prize then awarding it to himself. The Trump prize nominee this year is Trump, who nominated Trump, for the Trump Prize to be awarded at the Trump Center. The guest speaker will be Trump! I can't wait, can you?

Yes and he will call it TRAMP
The Real American Medal of Peace

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

So seven out of 200+ nations. Good job, Dump, you sure know how to rally the world's support.

Six of which are the kind of dictatorship the Nobel committee takes no heed of when making its decision.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Whatever I thought of Newsom, he has my full respect now--today's tweets have been brilliant and hysterical!


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Had to check and apparently it's real. Love it

 

[Andy_Ross]

Is this an actual quote? There's no reference, which you usually include.

sorry forgot to post it.
Yes it's real. It's in reference to the Trump/ Kennedy Centre refurbishment he's going to do

 

[Darat]

Meanwhile Vance is on holiday in the UK.

And apparently US Secret Service have been asking local residents about their social media.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1955290336189690061

Vance just wanted to make sure people in the area had free speech to demand people march on his location and burn him and his family to death.

 

[Andy_Ross]

There have been contrasts drawn between his holiday convoy of more than 20 vehicles and the travel arrangements of the King and Prime Minister.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Bring back child beating. That's the solution.

Brewster: The schools have to start disciplining kids. They took the paddle out of the school and everything collapsed. We have to get the paddle back.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1955786835734794546

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump's pick to lead the Bureau of Labor Statistics, E.J. Antoni, was spotted in the crowd at the Capitol during the January 6th insurrection.

The White House says he was a "bystander" who wandered over after seeing news coverage. (NBC News)

https://twitter.com/x/status/1955783997109494008