Trump's Second Term

Donald reallydid sit down and type “Sidney Sweeney is hot,”
Then he blamed Jaguar for being woke, dragged Taylor Swift again, and called it economic analysis.

I had no idea who she was so I looked her up and apparently she was in 'The Handmaid's Tale'. Did she only bother to read her own lines?
 
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
In just 6 months, I cut costs, especially Energy and Taxes, Tremendously. Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren, on CNBC, said costs have gone up. She is just angry that I blew up her terrible Presidential Campaign. Call her out!!!
 
Bo Loudon
@BoLoudon
🚨BREAKING: President Trump just announced a MAJOR POLICY allowing Bibles and crosses in federal workplaces.
Recently, I praised President Trump from a Mar-a-Lago stage for publicly praising God.
God bless President Trump.🙏

The road to Gilead starts with a single adulterous, felonious, golf-cheating, wife-beating*, face-painted, self obssessed, demented, bloated, facistic whore of Mammon.

It's what Jesus would have wanted.

*allegation withdrawn by alleged victim in an out of court settlement.
 
Last edited:
Attorney General Ken Paxton
@KenPaxtonTX
House Democrats have fled the state in a cowardly desertion of their responsibilities.

These jet-setting runaways abandoned Texas and sacrificed their constituents for a publicity stunt. It’s imperative that they be swiftly arrested, punished, and face the full force of the law.

 
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans this week to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, the first major action by the former Fox News host as the interim NASA administrator.

 
Last edited:
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans this week to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, the first major action by the former Fox News host as the interim NASA administrator.



Why do I get the feeling that this is a bad idea?
 
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans this week to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, the first major action by the former Fox News host as the interim NASA administrator.


Why? Does he think he can run an extension cable back to Earth?
 

Back
Top Bottom