Trump's Second Term

Why does the Führer look like he's just been unexpectedly woken up and he's sitting there wondering what the person who woke him wants? He also looks kinda insecure and meek, maybe he was woken by Musk's pitbull toddler, the only person on earth who can control him.


I agree, although, you have to remember, he's not "woke," nor is he ever "woke".

He would have you deported for even just thinking that.


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REPORTER: "How can war be peace? Can you explain the ministry's evolution from "freedom" to "freedom is slavery"?"

BIG BROTHER: "Both can be true at the same time."


Yup, that's called doublethink, and along with gibberish, it's the official language of the fat clown AND his maga weirdoes.


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WARNER: Can you explain how it helps natl security or our trade balance - I loved your fancy Greek formula which was bad math on steroids - how with a trade surplus Australia got hit with a 10% tariff as well?

GREER: Australia has the lowest rate available

WARNER: We have a trade surplus!

GREER: They ban our beef. They ban our pork.
A ban which has nothing to do with trade and everything to do with it being garbage.
I saw an economist offering up a neat analogy, Trump is akin to a someone whining they buy lots of stuff from the grocery store but the store never buys anything from them.
 
He's insane

Trump: "Coal is the single most reliable, durable, secure, and powerful form of energy ... it's almost indestructible. You could drop a bomb on it and it's gonna be there for you to use the next day."
Impressive that not one part of that sentence was correct.
 
It's all about Hilary and Kamala of course.

Trump: "One thing I learned about the coal miners -- that's what they want to do. You could give them a penthouse on 5th Avenue and a different kind of a job and they'd be unhappy. They want to mine coal. She was gonna put them in a high tech industry where you make little cell phones and things."

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Trump: "We've had talks with many many countries, over 70. They all want to come in. Our problem is we can't see that many that fast, but we don't have to because as you know the tariffs are on and the money is pouring in."


Tomorrow he'll say another 126 have called.
 
A ban which has nothing to do with trade and everything to do with it being garbage.
I saw an economist offering up a neat analogy, Trump is akin to a someone whining they buy lots of stuff from the grocery store but the store never buys anything from them.

That's exactly the point made in the linked XKCD comic.
We buy pizzas from the local restaurant, but they never buy our geological surveys, so they're ripping us off.
 
What the Jesus H. ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ Christ On A Pogo Stick is wrong with this ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊??? More importantly, what the ◊◊◊◊ is wrong with anyone buys his ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ and believes in him??? THIS IS THE MOST GODDAMN DESTRUCTIVE DEATH-WISH CULT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!! If he told these idiots that they must slit their own throats so that they can join him on the mothership to Heaven, just about every last one of these stupid turds would do it!!!

The politicians and people around him, they're not members of the cult of course. They know better, but they're riding the wave to power, fame and glory! But they're even worse than the cultists, because they enable him and enable the ◊◊◊◊ to happen. They deserve the biggest punishment of all.
 
I have never felt so depressed, hopeless and helpless in my entire life. Well, except maybe when the ball went through Bill Buckner's legs.


I'm definitely with you on that last part, Shemp.

Hopefully the REAL America (and REAL Americans) will have a similar 2004 to fix all that.

I'm not holding my breath, but karma sometimes does have a sneaky way of kicking to the ground someone who deserves it, and if it does, it won't be pretty---like it wasn't for the Yankee fans who were simply AHs over the years---but that's just my opinion, and your mileage may vary of course.

Anyway, one can only hope, right?


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he’s old and fat and going insane. so things might solve themselves

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and has anyone ever tried to instill an authoritarian dictatorship on a largely armed and mentally ill country before? that’s a wild idea
 
Trump's muscling into the military wih Hegseth is a build up to one thing. If Trump somehow does survive to year 3, they will invade Canada and Greenland.
 

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