Yeah Gibson don"t play that. I'd like to go all Pete Townsend on one of them.
Oh, that's what that is.
It's not as if any actually existed outside Photoshop.
You misspelled cheap there.
Probably purchased by the previous owner of Mar-a-Lago: Marjorie Post. She actually had a sense of refinement.
I looked at the images of those after they were announced. They look like $250 student guitars with cheap photo tops and mother-of-toilet-seat inlays. They have bolt-on necks (not that that's necessarily bad - many high-end guitars have bolt-on necks - but this is clearly because it is the cheaper manufacturing option), cheap hardware, crude looking fret work, and I'm sure the "Trumpbucker" pickups are the cheapest $15 humbuckers their overseas supplier in China or Indonesia could supply.
Unfair. Melania, I am 40% confident, does not have a bolt on neck.
It's cornbread, a kind of heavy savoury cake. I can't stand corn any smaller than whole kernels, and I've only had one serving of cornbread that wasn't horrible.
In America, we call that "ruined".
Given that it is an American Thanksgiving meal, we can estimate a near zero percent probability of said meat being chicken. Better odds of tofu than chicky-chick.
As others said, cornbread. Kind of like a sweet bread, but denser and different texture. Not sweet enough to be a dessert, but more taste than most breadstuffs.
Even made from a store-bought mix it looks better than that. What did they do?!
It might be the zeitgeist manifesting in physical form.
I need a more appetizing reality.
