Cont: The Trump Presidency: Part 28

[Mike!]

Today's insane screed from Donald J. Trump, Lunatic:

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/news/news-mtvghsstsy0

Once again, King Bloatus of Orange had nothing to do with composing that message. It's fully correct punctuation and spelling, has complex sentences, and is WAY more than his 160-character thought buffer. The nearest he probably got to it was having a flunky read it aloud to him while he chowed down on fried chicken, before waving his fat paw in acceptance it could be published.

As for the content... It's aimed at his base, not us.

I suspect it was written by Mike Lindell.

 

[The Great Zaganza]

I suspect it was written by Mike Lindell.

Correct.

It was the Brief he wanted to send to the Supreme Court,.

 

[shemp]

Correct.

It was the Brief he wanted to send to the Supreme Court,.

He sent his briefs to the Supreme Court. Without washing them first.

 

[a_unique_person]

Have you seen the guy in the White House at the moment?



I've seen no evidence of Trump's physical decline. He swept Covid off as others his age croaked in a matter of days, and I'm not sure the drugs used were all that effective. Despite his lifestyle and feeding habits he seems to be pretty healthy.

He was going to die very quickly without help. He got the best treatment possible, much of it experimental, such as being pumped full of steroids. He was lucky.

 

[Andy_Ross]

I don't think that this would be easy either. She is going to have to deal with his sprogs who will lawyer up and pounce on her and then each other to get the biggest slice of whatever is left of that cake. It will be a free for all in which the ultimate winners will be a bunch of lawyers.

Observing Trump's body of work so far, his will will be some version of a "death match" woth the last man standing getting what is left.

As someone suggested, give them all tasers and lock them in a room. Last one standing gets the lot.

 

[shemp]

As someone suggested, give them all tasers live grenades and lock them in a room. Last one standing gets the lot.

ftfy

 

[dudalb]

I think Trump's whole theory of government is "LE Etat, Ces't Moi".

 

[Norman Alexander]

I think Trump's whole theory of government life is "LE Etat, Ces't Moi" "Je suis tout".

Helping?

 

[Stacyhs]

I think Trump's whole theory of government is "LE Etat, L'etat c'est moi".

FTFY

 

[Horatius]

As someone suggested, give them all tasers and lock them in a room. Last one standing gets the lot.

Season two of Squid Game?

 

[alfaniner]

I think Trump's whole theory of government is "LE Etat, Ces't Moi".

I was thinking more "Let me eat cake. Beautiful chocolate cake. Two pieces."

 

[Stacyhs]

I was thinking more "Let me eat cake. Beautiful chocolate cake. Two pieces."

With TWO scoops of ice cream! You only get one.

 

[newyorkguy]

Bit of a problem for Melania. She has no choice but to hang in to get her payoff.

She seems to be every bit as much a phony as her husband. Maybe that's their bond?

I read this on a Quora blog:

Melania Trump is a 51-year-old woman who has never prepared herself for any kind of career or way to live independently. She went from Slovenia to Milan and then to Paris where she was unable to even get an agency to represent her. She finally wound up in New York City on an expired visa. No agency would touch her because she was already in her mid-20s and hadn’t ever distinguished herself as a successful model. She decided to do soft porn/lesbian modeling because they don’t care about your paperwork and they pay in cash on the spot.

Shortly after Melania married trump he put her into two existing businesses. One was a cheap costume jewelry line, the kind of stuff that you can find in any mall in America. There was nothing special about it and it was grossly overpriced. The owners of the company got her a stint on QVC. The jewelry did not sell well and many calls came in saying that Melania was difficult to understand. QVC never invited her back.

The other company was a skin care line called Caviar. The owners said that Melania did absolutely nothing except for posing for a few pictures. They managed to get A huge order from Lord and Taylor in Midtown Manhattan. The contract required Melania to come in for the first two days of the launch to promote the product. The day before the launch, Melania‘s handler called the head of PR at Lord and Taylor and told her that Melania would not be coming to the launch. No explanation and no attempt to reschedule. Lord and Taylor immediately took down all the signage about Melania being there for the launch and they immediately returned $150,000 worth of the product.

I read an interview several years ago -- I quoted and linked it here at the time -- by a woman from New York City's fashion modeling industry. This woman was on the business end and said she remembered Melania, then known as Melania Knauss. That she was a not very successful fashion model, the criticism being she was "robotic." Melania did manage to make some money doing soft core porn including lesbian-themed. In 1998 she met donald trump at a party and they began dating. The rest, as they say, is history.

Depressing, ain't it?

 

[Norman Alexander]

I don't think those images have any quality worth repeating here...

 

[Stacyhs]

Melania is also a liar, just like Hubby Dearest.

Melania Trump falsely stated that she graduated with a bachelor's degree in architecture when questioned by an attorney in 2013. The inaccurate credential was also on her old website.

A number of reports found that while Melania gained entry to the University of Ljubljana in Slovenia, she dropped out in her first year. Shortly after the 2016 election, a new biography on the future first lady was posted on Trump’s website that said she "paused her studies to advance her modeling career in Milan and Paris." The change was noted in a number of news reports.

https://www.politifact.com/factchec...about-melania-trump-touting-false-credential/

That's some pause!

She also lied when she said she speaks French. I heard her trying to speak French with some small children. Nothing she said was more fluent than basic first year,...hell, first week... simple stuff. Bonjour, je m'appelle Melania. Et toi? Then she switches to English.

 

[Craig4]

I don't think that this would be easy either. She is going to have to deal with his sprogs who will lawyer up and pounce on her and then each other to get the biggest slice of whatever is left of that cake. It will be a free for all in which the ultimate winners will be a bunch of lawyers.

Observing Trump's body of work so far, his will will be some version of a "death match" woth the last man standing getting what is left.

Tiffany will come out on top as the smartest (and let's face it, we've lowered the bar) of the nits that grew into lice.

One hopes that exposure to the White House staff, military and Secret Service had an impact on Baron and he'll come out with some idea of what service before self means.

 

[Darat]

Melania is also a liar, just like Hubby Dearest.




https://www.politifact.com/factchec...about-melania-trump-touting-false-credential/

That's some pause!

She also lied when she said she speaks French. I heard her trying to speak French with some small children. Nothing she said was more fluent than basic first year,...hell, first week... simple stuff. Bonjour, je m'appelle Melania. Et toi? Then she switches to English.

And she worked illegally when she went to the USA.

 

[bruto]

And she worked illegally when she went to the USA.

And she got her family in after her, a practice those of her political stripe condemn as the dreaded "chain immigration" when the wrong sort of people try to do it.

Those unaware of Melania's impeccable fashion sense might want to refresh their memory by looking up her White House Christmas decorations.

 

[Craig4]

And she got her family in after her, a practice those of her political stripe condemn as the dreaded "chain immigration" when the wrong sort of people try to do it.

Those unaware of Melania's impeccable fashion sense might want to refresh their memory by looking up her White House Christmas decorations.

Oh, you mean the red Christmas trees, dyed with the blood of migrant children?

 

[shemp]

Now Trump is sending out ambassadors:

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/news/news-yn7wbqctqa1036

Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America

The great people of Serbia and Kosovo have overcome tremendous obstacles in their pursuit of economic normalization. The agreements my administration brokered are historic and should not be abandoned, many lives are at stake. The region is too important and the people have waited too long for this work to be cast aside. Today, my Envoy Ambassador Ric Grenell visited the Kosovo-Serbia border to highlight this important agreement. Just like we proved in the Middle East with the Abraham Accords, peace and economic normalization is possible, but it takes a sincere effort and unwavering leadership. Peace is possible, don’t give up—long term prosperity for those two nations is at stake!