Dear Users... (A thread for Sysadmin, Technical Support, and Help Desk people)

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And it is the computer that is wrong, they know they are putting in the right password. And if you get to security questions they will swear blue that they never answered that question!
My very strong suspicion is that 100% of password problems are user error.
 
And if you get to security questions they will swear blue that they never answered that question!

Most security questions suck. They frequently seem geared towards people who never, ever moved in their entire lives. "What school did you go to?" and "what street did you grow up on?" are meaningless to people like me who lived in ten different places between the ages of 3 and 18. I'm eternally stuck just making up answers and writing them down along with the password because whoever writes the damn security questions has no imagination.
 
Most security questions suck. They frequently seem geared towards people who never, ever moved in their entire lives. "What school did you go to?" and "what street did you grow up on?" are meaningless to people like me who lived in ten different places between the ages of 3 and 18. I'm eternally stuck just making up answers and writing them down along with the password because whoever writes the damn security questions has no imagination.


I was about to sign up for one financial companies online services when I realized that all the listed security questions I was offered were almost public record or that more than one person would know. I went elsewhere.
 
I was about to sign up for one financial companies online services when I realized that all the listed security questions I was offered were almost public record or that more than one person would know. I went elsewhere.

Who says the answers have to be correct? If you're using a password manager (and any serious computer user should be) just put in some nonsense and record it in the password manager.
  • In which city did your parents meet? Tuktoyaktuk
  • What was the name of your first pet? TheDog
  • What was the name of your elementary school? Harvard
  • What is your favourite colour? GreenishBluish
  • What was your mother's maiden name? Galadriel
  • What was the make of your first vehicle? SteamRoller
 
Who says the answers have to be correct? If you're using a password manager (and any serious computer user should be) just put in some nonsense and record it in the password manager.
  • In which city did your parents meet? Tuktoyaktuk
  • What was the name of your first pet? TheDog
  • What was the name of your elementary school? Harvard
  • What is your favourite colour? GreenishBluish
  • What was your mother's maiden name? Galadriel
  • What was the make of your first vehicle? SteamRoller
Problem is that you will never remember those answers past next week.
 
Who says the answers have to be correct? If you're using a password manager (and any serious computer user should be) just put in some nonsense and record it in the password manager.
  • In which city did your parents meet? Tuktoyaktuk
  • What was the name of your first pet? TheDog
  • What was the name of your elementary school? Harvard
  • What is your favourite colour? GreenishBluish
  • What was your mother's maiden name? Galadriel
  • What was the make of your first vehicle? SteamRoller

That’s not going to work.

If you can’t access your password manager for the actual password you can’t use it to get your security question answers!
 
Problem is that you will never remember those answers past next week.

I’ve had people have an existential crisis in front of me trying to get their Apple ID back over questions they answered with the “real” answer questions like “Your best friend at school?” Or “The name of your favourite teacher?”
 
I’ve had people have an existential crisis in front of me trying to get their Apple ID back over questions they answered with the “real” answer questions like “Your best friend at school?” Or “The name of your favourite teacher?”
As have I. Now imagine trying to recall the imaginary answers you made up to real questions.
 
My very strong suspicion is that 100% of password problems are user error.

I have a hunch there is a small percent of issues where the password setting form accepts longer strings than it stores. It's my guess this is responsible for the few aggravating cases of:

*password incorrect*
>forgot password<
*enter new password*
*new password cannot be the same as old password*
 
As have I. Now imagine trying to recall the imaginary answers you made up to real questions.

It’s quite amusing that these questions that one would think would be “unambiguous” aren’t. The one I’ve had problems with in the past is a simple one “Name of your first pet?” Now I could answer that with the name of the cat we had when I was kid, that was the first pet I recall having, but hang on it says “your” so did I answer it as first pet I got after I left home i.e. “mine” or the one we had when I was a kid?
 
//Slight hijack//

Any other military members remember that weird "If you become a POW" thing they had you fill out where one of the things was "Give me a sentence that a rescuer could craft multiple questions out of to verify your identity?"
 
I don't understand.
The security questions are to protect the integrity of your identity, usually username/password combos. But if have a secure username/password store available already, the security questions to validate your identity become superfluous. You already have those combos stored (hopefully) securely and should not need the questions to verify them.

Unless you stored them wrong. Being dyslexic, my special trick. :o
 
Ah since I should theoretically always have my user Id and password available in my safe I should never need to use my secure questions?

Hsbc online banking website requires a combination of a secure question and a secure key code from their app. Other times I may be prompted to change my password when I’m in a rush and will update the password safe “later”. I remembered to do that one time. I was quite proud of myself.
 
2021 and my company's backup strategy for full backup is still to FedEX us a 40 terabyte external drive, plug it on on Friday afternoon, let the backup run all weekened, and ship it back to them on Monday.
 
Where are we on data transmission speeds for that kind of volume? It seems like it was not so long ago that it was proven that transporting a certain mass of data physically could outpace an electronic transfer if it was of enough size.
 
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