I’m excited for the vice presidential debates because it’ll test a pet theory
of mine.
I noticed during the 1992 debates that the Vice Presidential candidates
didn’t perform as well as the Presidential candidates. Do you really think
Johnson made a better President than Kennedy? Or Ford a better President
than Nixon?
After the 2000 election I learned that the Vice President gets sequestered
in an ultra secure environment. An odd thing. It’s like leaving Johnny Carson
wandering in wide open field while protecting Ed McMahon behind impenetrable
walls of steel. Do second bananas say or do such embarrassing things they
cannot go out into the world?
Surely our adversaries have spies who report such things back to their leaders.
And then I got it. A actual game of 3D chess carried out on a global political
scale. If our adversaries thought about removing the President they then
must consider who will become President and this stops them in their tracks.
P. S. God forbid the parties ever get the Vice President and President ticket backwards.
P. P. S. Anyway, I expect Kamala Harris and Mike Pence will roll out on the
debate stage in electric wheel chairs like Steven Hawkins and when they
respond to the moderator they’ll make unintelligible whale like sounds.