Cont: The Trump Presidency: Part 25

[slyjoe]

Doubt it.
Melania won't share a bed with him.

My guess is both had a fling with Hicks separately.

Great! You win.

 

[The Great Zaganza]

parody warning

Breaking news:

Trump to withdraw his Supreme Court Nominee, because, come January, he will need the Obamacare to get health insurance.

 

[Ladewig]

Well, well, well.....Trump has tested positive for Covid. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Hold up there.
It is far more accurate to say “Trump claims to have tested positive.”
After all, no lie is too big for President Chucklehead.

 

[Resume]

Melania declares war on christmas in a recording made by former friend and aide, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff.

In the recordings, apparently made without her knowledge, Ms Trump can be heard saying: "I’m working like a – my ass off at Christmas stuff that you know, who gives a ******* about Christmas stuff and decoration?

She also seems to explain her "I Don't Care -- Do You?" jacket.

"OK, and then I do it. And I say that I’m working on Christmas planning for the Christmas. And they said, ‘Ooh what about the children, that they were separated? ’ Give me a f***ing break.

“Where they were saying anything when Obama did that?”

 

[The Great Zaganza]

Politically, the only thing that can safe Trump's Corona Narrative now is if Biden catches it, too.

 

[alfaniner]

Wouldn't it be interesting to see Trump come down with COVID in the next few days? Wonder how that would affect the election?

This was posted just minutes before that was first reported. Now we'll find out!

 

[Stacyhs]

This was posted just minutes before that was first reported. Now we'll find out!

WITCH! BURN HIM!

 

[Segnosaur]

Well, well, well.....Trump has tested positive for Covid. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Anyone want to bet how long it will be before we see trump tweet to complain about either people being happy he is sick, or people"politicizing" his personal illness.

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[Norman Alexander]

Anyone want to bet how long it will be before we see trump tweet to complain about either people being happy he is sick, or people "politicizing" his personal illness.

The Dems should publicly send a "Get well" card. Inside, it reads "Get well and truly".

 

[Pixel42]

I hope he survives it because I want to see him voted out.

 

[TurkeysGhost]

Covid definitely owes us a W. Trump dying wouldn't work off the whole tab, but it would put a dent in it.

It would almost be karmic justice for known germophobe Trump's last waking memories be getting intubated for a pandemic he personally played a massive role in spreading conspiracy theories about.

 

[TragicMonkey]

Hold up there.
It is far more accurate to say “Trump claims to have tested positive.”
After all, no lie is too big for President Chucklehead.

Perhaps he's just trying to get out of another debate. He has a note that reads "ekskuz Trump from debait he has the kovad China viris".

 

[quadraginta]

Perhaps he's just trying to get out of another debate. He has a note that reads "ekskuz Trump from debait he has the kovad China viris".

Signed,

Donnie's Mom.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Last night on hid call to Fox Trump said

"It's time to move, they should all be in jail, Hillary Clinton got caught, Comey got caught. They all got caught, and Obama too "

 

[JoeMorgue]

"In response to this deliberate biological attack on our President, we have decided to nuke China."

 

[The Don]

Last night on hid call to Fox Trump said

"It's time to move, they should all be in jail, Hillary Clinton got caught, Comey got caught. They all got caught, and Obama too "

If only Donald Trump had some kind of influence over the organisations that could prosecute those ne'er do wells instead of President Biden running interference for the last 4 years. If Donald Trump is elected President he'll finally be in a position to do something about it

 

[Norman Alexander]

Last night on hid call to Fox Trump said

"It's time to move, they should all be in jail, Hillary Clinton got caught, Comey got caught. They all got caught, and Obama too "

Poor diddums got a fever, has it?

 

[Dr.Sid]

Nah, he's just doing it to gain publicity.

 

[Aridas]

Poking time -

Trump blames low-income people, minorities for 'ruining' suburbia.

“By the way, just so we can get this straight, 30 percent of the people in the suburbs are low-income people. Thirty percent of the people in the suburbs are minorities. And so we’re ruining this American dream for everybody,” Trump said.

I don't want to waste my time writing up a condemnation of the obvious here, though, so moving on.

Texas' governor has made a somewhat remarkable attempt at voter suppression.

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has issued a proclamation limiting each of the state's counties to only one mail-in ballot drop-off location for the November election.

Some consequences?

Harris County (population nearly 5 million people) must now reduce its 11 drop-off locations to one starting on Friday.

One location for 5 million people. One location for an area that is 1,777 mi² in size.

Travis County, which includes the reliably Democratic city of Austin, must limit its four drop-off locations to one.

Yeah, that's BS.

 

[Trebuchet]

I hope he survives it because I want to see him voted out.

This. Very much this. Way too many people on the forum seem to be hoping he dies.