Cont: The Trump Presidency: Part 25

[Andy_Ross]

Trump is supposed to be delivering another speech in Ohio in less than an hour but he simply refuses to stop rambling in Vandalia

 

[Andy_Ross]

APparently if you throw a glass of water on an electric catapult on a carrier it's the 'end of it' and you need to bring 'a guy in from MIT to fix it'
The 'catapulters' told him. He asked them, they told him "Sir, electric is no good, sir steam is the best, I can fix it with a blowtorch or this hammer"

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Trump introduces Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine and the crowd boos him!
"He's opening up," Trump says, to try to placate the audience.

Trump says the election is a choice between him and Communism!

"I like Putin. He likes me."

"We have F-35s that you can't see," Trump says, seemingly still confused about the fact that stealth planes aren't literally invisible

"It's hydrosonic. I call it super-duper."

Trump is supposed to be delivering another speech in Ohio in less than an hour but he simply refuses to stop rambling in Vandalia

APparently if you throw a glass of water on an electric catapult on a carrier it's the 'end of it' and you need to bring 'a guy in from MIT to fix it'
The 'catapulters' told him. He asked them, they told him "Sir, electric is no good, sir steam is the best, I can fix it with a blowtorch or this hammer"

I hope the crowd is enjoying their stable genius.

 

[TragicMonkey]

APparently if you throw a glass of water on an electric catapult on a carrier it's the 'end of it' and you need to bring 'a guy in from MIT to fix it'
The 'catapulters' told him. He asked them, they told him "Sir, electric is no good, sir steam is the best, I can fix it with a blowtorch or this hammer"

Perhaps that's a clue to the nature of this bizarre presidency: Trump is actually from an alternate, steampunk universe. The things he says make perfect sense in the context of what's happening there, it only seems crazy to us because this is not the correct universe for Trump.

 

[Beelzebuddy]

Perhaps that's a clue to the nature of this bizarre presidency: Trump is actually from an alternate, steampunk universe. The things he says make perfect sense in the context of what's happening there, it only seems crazy to us because this is not the correct universe for Trump.

That would explain all the gaudy brass crap he fills his hotels with. And he already has his own airship.

 

[Steve]

I hope the crowd is enjoying their stable genius.

His crowds don’t understand him any more than sane people do. Never have, never will. They just assume he is saying things they like and agree with because he has more money than them. To those crowds rich people are smart.

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

Sadly no

Biden will have to perform flawlessly, any slight flub, hesitation or misspeak will be reported by FOXNews as evidence of senility - and this will then be reported by the mainstream media thus propagating the message (even if they don't mean to).

All President Trump has to do in order for the media to applaud his performance is not to visibly soil himself. Even a racist rant would result in him being applauded for "pivoting to presidential".

This wouldn't be the case if Biden or his campaign managers knew how to counter that crap instead of just whining about it.

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

Yeah if Biden does back handsprings onto the stage and pulls out a chalkboard and solves the Unified Field Theory with one hand and writes out a cure for cancer with the other...

... while Trump's dead corpse does the debate "Weekend at Bernie's Style" the media will still report it as "close."

What media are you referring to, Fox and Breitbart?

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

Trump wants courts to declare him winner on election night.

Can we call it fascism now?

He says crap like that all the time, it's purely to get news headlines just like when he says he thinks he deserves another year or another term because the press was mean to him.

He's playing the media.

 

[Craig4]

Trump's makeup line is very visible today

It missed a spot when it put the lotion on its skin.

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

"A forest nation"? Endor? Lothlorien? Are there any countries in reality that would describe themselves in that way?

And the idiot imagines everyone calls him "Sir".

 

[Craig4]

Trump introduces Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine and the crowd boos him!
"He's opening up," Trump says, to try to placate the audience.

Trump says the election is a choice between him and Communism!

"I like Putin. He likes me."

"We have F-35s that you can't see," Trump says, seemingly still confused about the fact that stealth planes aren't literally invisible

"It's hydrosonic. I call it super-duper."

I've been working on taking the scene from "Full Metal Jacket" with the Vietnamese sex worker and putting Trump's head on the prostitute and Putin's head on Mathew Modine's character.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

I'm glad Trump has moved on from divulging military secrets and outing intelligence assets to fabulating about invisible hydrosonic F-35s super-duper fighters launched by electric catapults that should be steam catapults.

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

Trump introduces Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine and the crowd boos him!
"He's opening up," Trump says, to try to placate the audience.

Trump says the election is a choice between him and Communism!

"I like Putin. He likes me."

"We have F-35s that you can't see," Trump says, seemingly still confused about the fact that stealth planes aren't literally invisible

"It's hydrosonic. I call it super-duper."

 

[Beelzebuddy]

I'm glad Trump has moved on from divulging military secrets and outing intelligence assets to fabulating about invisible hydrosonic F-35s super-duper fighters launched by electric catapults that should be steam catapults.

It's possible he thinks he's still doing that. There's probably someone at Area 51 right now building a crappy giant robot so they can show him Battletech and hear him leak it to the Japanese.

 

[shemp]

The sad saga of thoroughbred D.J. Trump, Donald Trump’s lone foray into horse racing

D.J. Trump had everything a young racehorse needed to become a champion: great genes, a wise trainer, and an owner with deep pockets. But then, as the story goes, the horse’s casino magnate owner made an ill-informed, impatient decision that nearly killed the horse, ultimately costing the thoroughbred its front hoofs.

Trump agreed to buy a horse, never ended up paying for it, and damn near killed the poor thing because he insisted on racing a sick horse.

 

[Steve]

Underwater.................what?!

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Trump agreed to buy a horse, never ended up paying for it, and damn near killed the poor thing because he insisted on racing a sick horse.

Yeah, that's about how I picture Trump to treat an animal. It's a very good thing he jas no pet.

 

[I Am The Scum]

Just sticking this here because it's indicative of how absolutely nutty the Trump Republican party has become:

This is an ad for Kelly Loeffler. To be clear, it is an ad BY Loeffler to make herself look APPEALING to voters, and NOT like a crazy person.

 

[The Great Zaganza]

Trump the Eugenist repeated his "good genes" belief at a rally.
His audience doesn't realize that he was calling most of them Untermensch.