But one of them might make a fatal mistake* or do something totally outrageous that rules them out completely**.
*For Biden: Get the 101 digit of PI wrong
*For Trump: ......
**For Biden: Wear a tan suit
**For Trump: ....
Trump - "Goes on a 20 minute speech full of racism, sexism, where every single fact he utters is objectively wrong, where admits even brags about committing illegal acts, uses white supremacist language, openly suggests he won't step down if he loses, calls for legal retaliation against his political rivals, and eats a live baby."
Biden - "Makes a single 'Gaffe'." (Tries to say Butternut Squash and it comes out Squatternut Bosh)
Pundits - "People are split on who performed better at last night's debate."