theprestige
Penultimate Amazing
He'd have no trouble debunking today's press conference that was nothing but lies.
Given that he teased this seven days ago, with a planned start five days ago, I'd say he must be having a lot of trouble.
What's your estimate?
- He's decided not to do it after all.
- He keeps taping segments, but none of them are working
- Nobody on his staff can figure out how to overcome the technical challenges of recording a video clip and uploading it to the internet*
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*Something every tide-pod-eating, corona-toilet-licking, car-crashing halfwit seems to have figured out. I mean, even Arnold Schwarzenegger has figured it out.