There's a joke in there someplace.
Ever heard the story of Saint Ursula and the 11,000 British Virgins?
Unfortunately Ursula and her travel companions – said to be anywhere between 11 and 11,000 virgin maidens – found themselves in the city of Cologne in Germany, where they were cruelly massacred for refusing to copulate with or marry the invading Huns, a nomadic race from Central Asia who conquered much of Europe in the fourth century.
The Virgin Islands are named after them. And I bet that Epstein has cracked a joke or two about it over the years.