Fast Eddie B
Philosopher
How this morning’s hearing with Secretary Mnuchin would have gone in Fast Eddie World:
Representative Eddie: Good morning, Secretary Mnuchin. Before we begin, I recognize you are here voluntarily, and I thank you for your appearance today. To begin, I ask that you read into the record the US code requiring the IRS to release any individual’s return to Congress upon request. I’ve provided you with a copy.
Secretary Mnuchin: Alright. (reads aloud)
Upon written request from the chairman of the Committee on Ways and Means of the House of Representatives, the chairman of the Committee on Finance of the Senate, or the chairman of the Joint Committee on Taxation, the Secretary shall furnish such committee with any return or return information specified in such request, except that any return or return information which can be associated with, or otherwise identify, directly or indirectly, a particular taxpayer shall be furnished to such committee only when sitting in closed executive session unless such taxpayer otherwise consents in writing to such disclosure.
Representative Eddie: Thank you. Do you see any reference to any legislative purpose?
Secretary Mnuchin: Well, I am in consultation with our legal...
Representative Eddie: I’m sorry. It was a simple question. And a simple yes or no will do.
Secretary Mnuchin: With all due respect, it’s not that simple...
Representative Eddie: I hate to interrupt, but I’ll take that as non responsive.
Having read the relevant US Code, are you now willing to order the head of the IRS to provide said return to Congress? Anything other than a yes or no will be deemed non responsive.
Secretary Mnuchin: On the advice of legal counsel, I’m not prepared to...
Representative Eddie: I again hate to interrupt. Please state clearly if you are prepared to order the release of the President’s tax return to Congress? Yes or no.
Secretary Mnuchin: At this time I’m not in a position to...
Representative Eddie: I’m sorry, I must interrupt again and take that as non responsive.
Sergeant at Arms, will you please approach Secretary Mnuchin.
Secretary Mnuchin, in front of you is an arrest warrant issued upon probable cause for violation of US Code Title 26 Subtitle F. I will ask you one more time to comply with the US Code as written. Do you now wish to reconsider and do so?
Secretary Mnuchin: At this time I’m not prepared to...
Representative Eddie: That’s fine. Sergeant at Arms, please take Secretary Mnuchin into custody based on the arrest warrant already issued for violation of US Code Title 26 Subtitle F.
If only the real world was like this.
Representative Eddie: Good morning, Secretary Mnuchin. Before we begin, I recognize you are here voluntarily, and I thank you for your appearance today. To begin, I ask that you read into the record the US code requiring the IRS to release any individual’s return to Congress upon request. I’ve provided you with a copy.
Secretary Mnuchin: Alright. (reads aloud)
Upon written request from the chairman of the Committee on Ways and Means of the House of Representatives, the chairman of the Committee on Finance of the Senate, or the chairman of the Joint Committee on Taxation, the Secretary shall furnish such committee with any return or return information specified in such request, except that any return or return information which can be associated with, or otherwise identify, directly or indirectly, a particular taxpayer shall be furnished to such committee only when sitting in closed executive session unless such taxpayer otherwise consents in writing to such disclosure.
Representative Eddie: Thank you. Do you see any reference to any legislative purpose?
Secretary Mnuchin: Well, I am in consultation with our legal...
Representative Eddie: I’m sorry. It was a simple question. And a simple yes or no will do.
Secretary Mnuchin: With all due respect, it’s not that simple...
Representative Eddie: I hate to interrupt, but I’ll take that as non responsive.
Having read the relevant US Code, are you now willing to order the head of the IRS to provide said return to Congress? Anything other than a yes or no will be deemed non responsive.
Secretary Mnuchin: On the advice of legal counsel, I’m not prepared to...
Representative Eddie: I again hate to interrupt. Please state clearly if you are prepared to order the release of the President’s tax return to Congress? Yes or no.
Secretary Mnuchin: At this time I’m not in a position to...
Representative Eddie: I’m sorry, I must interrupt again and take that as non responsive.
Sergeant at Arms, will you please approach Secretary Mnuchin.
Secretary Mnuchin, in front of you is an arrest warrant issued upon probable cause for violation of US Code Title 26 Subtitle F. I will ask you one more time to comply with the US Code as written. Do you now wish to reconsider and do so?
Secretary Mnuchin: At this time I’m not prepared to...
Representative Eddie: That’s fine. Sergeant at Arms, please take Secretary Mnuchin into custody based on the arrest warrant already issued for violation of US Code Title 26 Subtitle F.
If only the real world was like this.
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