Belz...
Fiend God
tl;dr
- guy at his club won the championship
- Trump says 'you only won because i didn't play', challenges the guy.
- they play 9 holes, 'self-policed'
- Trump wins, declares them co-champions' proceeds to erect plaque.
- club employees not allowed to discuss it. original champion will not comment.
Maybe the guy who punched Houdini to death thought he was a great escape artist, too.