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Red Heifer, End times are near?

LongFuzzy

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"Jewish Group Says End Times Biblical Prophecy Fulfilled, Flawless 'Red Heifer' Could Signal the Third Temple"

https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/world/...less-red-heifer-could-signal-the-third-temple

Apparently we have to wait 3 or 4 years before it can be sacrificed, and it cannot have any blemishes in that time.

"To meet requirements, the heifer must be born from a natural birth and be entirely red with no more than two non-red hairs on its body. It must also never have been used for any labor or have been impregnated."

"They will be inspecting the calf periodically to verify its condition."


So, just wait... 2021 or 2022. :rolleyes:

(Mods, I didn't see an existing thread on this. If I missed it, please merge.)
 
Certified by a board of rabbis no less. Can't be any doubt about it then and get ready for the judgment by the messiah, which could be Jesus but perhaps not.

I wonder how these rabbis will handle the non-event after they perform their silly sacrifice? Maybe they will find a flaw previously overlooked on the poor beast.
 
If the red cow single handedly builds the temple, (or even with the help of a bunch of other cows) with no human intervention, I may be impressed. Until then it's just a bunch of dangerous morons jerking off about their own particular apocalypse fantasy in public.
 
This is a rerun. I think they wait a few years and hope no one remembers the last red heifer event.
 
As an actual Jewish person, I have to say that I've never heard of these people. Considering the fact that they imported frozen cow embryos to Israel for the express purpose of breeding a red heifer, they sound crazy.
 
And in the final moment of the final day, the red heifer shall speak unto the masses, and it shall utter unto them "eat mor chikin". Blessed be the LORD, and His waffle fries.
 
This will not fit into my schedule; I still haven't recovered from the last apocalypse/resurrection.
 
You mean to tell me the South Park episode was based on something lunatics actually believe?!!!
 
Loss Leader said:
As an actual Jewish person, I have to say that I've never heard of these people. Considering the fact that they imported frozen cow embryos to Israel for the express purpose of breeding a red heifer, they sound crazy.
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Ah yes, the old "the apocalypse isn't happening fast enough so we have to help it along" crowd.

Delightful. Worrying, if they had any hope of actually bringing about the apocalypse. Let's be grateful that they don't have access to nuclear weapons.
 
arthwollipot said:
Ah yes, the old "the apocalypse isn't happening fast enough so we have to help it along" crowd.

Delightful. Worrying, if they had any hope of actually bringing about the apocalypse. Let's be grateful that they don't have access to nuclear weapons.
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I remember being very worried that George W. Bush was trying to engineer a war specifically to bring about the end of days.

Ah, memories.
 
I am thinking of that one Star Trek movie where Kirk asked:

"Why does go need a starship?"

In this case however, Kirk would be asking:

"Why does god need a red cow?"
 
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