457 days until 2,300 days - Daniel 8:14

abaddon said:
What is "it"? What exactly is going to happen?
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Three days of darkness followed by the second coming, apparently.

And it will actually be just another day, like every other one of the hundreds of other days for which this has been predicted by arrogant and deluded people.
 
Scene: Having accidentally set ablaze the warehouse holding Burt Gummer's "deuce and a half" full of explosives,, our gang (Gummer, Remo Williams, Original Supergirl & New Idiot Sidekick) is running for cover

Burt: No, go further... it's gonna be big.
Further, further... it's gonna be BIG.
Keep going... IT'S GONNA BE BIG!
Sidekick: Is it gonna be TODAY?
 
Elwin Garland said:
For 699 days beginning on the 58th day (in my local time zone at that time), I was incarcerated due to my conflict with the king of the south of Daniel 11:40.

I could not access my computer.
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Ah, well. At least you could remain in the strong, comforting arms of your savior Jesus amirite? You had a masculine shoulder to cry on and when your heart yearned for more, He was always there talking about his neverending love for you.

And, perhaps soon, you can rejoin Him! Won't that be a treat!
 
Pixel42 said:
Three days of darkness followed by the second coming, apparently.

And it will actually be just another day, like every other one of the hundreds of other days for which this has been predicted by arrogant and deluded people.
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Well, if you look in the northern hemisphere, if you are willing to stretch things a bit (and prophets always are) he is sort of right.

29/30/31 dec are in winter so the days are *mostly* dark and there is a good chance of them being overcast so even darker.
And at the end of those three days most of us will see lots of explosions of light in the night sky (or even set them off ourselves in some countries).
And many cats and dogs will howl and cower in fear.
And a large part of humanity will be feeling quite delicate the next day.

Of course, it's not *much* of a prophecy, but one quite likely to come true. In fact, I predict a similar thing will happen a year later too.
 
Jim_MDP said:
Scene: Having accidentally set ablaze the warehouse holding Burt Gummer's "deuce and a half" full of explosives,, our gang (Gummer, Remo Williams, Original Supergirl & New Idiot Sidekick) is running for cover

Burt: No, go further... it's gonna be big.
Further, further... it's gonna be BIG.
Keep going... IT'S GONNA BE BIG!
Sidekick: Is it gonna be TODAY?
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That was Helen Shaver not Helen Slater
 
Pixel42 said:
Three days of darkness followed by the second coming, apparently.

And it will actually be just another day, like every other one of the hundreds of other days for which this has been predicted by arrogant and deluded people.
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Elwin is awfully shy about specifics.
 
P.J. Denyer said:
I watched it again about a week ago (also a bit abashed to be honest! )
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I just gave away my 1-4 Attack Pack DVD three days ago, hadn't watched in quite a while (and the fellow RVers were watching Hitman about every day... they needed new discs ;) )

It came to mind because of the large number of these prophesies, which you know... fail to materialize. Seemed perfectly appropriate. :D
 
Elwin Garland said:
There is a quatrain about curiosity which I know quite well. Jesus says ask and ye shall receive, knock and it shall be opened unto you.

.......

My prayer is for an extravaganza to welcome Jesus in His returning to us; it is within our power, and as such, is something we should do.
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Just tell us were to send the money for you to put on this extravaganza of a welcome. This is what you are leading up to isn't it?
 
Jim_MDP said:
Ah well then... no fridge magnet for you. :(

Hey, BTW... can you throw in some "blinding" with that throat slitting (I understand interpreting these things is pretty much whatever you like)?
It feels like we've been promised a good blinding for years now and I think some of us are getting a little impatient.
Thanks ever, ta. ;)
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Don't forget the roaring and tossing. We were also promised that.

Elwin Garland: How about it? I was really looking forward to the roaring and tossing. Will we get it in time for Christmas?
 
Cosmic Yak said:
Don't forget the roaring and tossing. We were also promised that.

Elwin Garland: How about it? I was really looking forward to the roaring and tossing. Will we get it in time for Christmas?
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I've got mixed feelings on this one - it would depend on who's the tosser and who's the tossee.

Roaring is a must-have, though. Gotta roar. :crab: (what, you've never heard of the Speckled Christmas Filthy Roaring Crab?)
 
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Threatening to slit the throat of a forum member is an instabanning offence, which is a shame because I'd kind of like to see Elwin on 30th December 2019.
 
arthwollipot said:
Threatening to slit the throat of a forum member is an instabanning offence, which is a shame because I'd kind of like to see Elwin on 30th December 2019.
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I assume you mean 2018 and yes, I too hope he escapes the banhammer until then though it's not looking good. OTOH it's unlikely he'll return to the forum after being proved wrong anyway, and if he does it will just be to produce the usual lame excuses.
 
Pixel42 said:
I assume you mean 2018 and yes, I too hope he escapes the banhammer until then though it's not looking good. OTOH it's unlikely he'll return to the forum after being proved wrong anyway, and if he does it will just be to produce the usual lame excuses.
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2018, yes. And yes. If other apocalypse-predicters are anything to go by (we've had a few over the years) then they'll just disappear when their prediction fails to come true as they always fail to come true.
 
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