Hellbound
Merchant of Doom
Of what use are lights on a starship?
At the speed of light your headlights become tail lights, and if you go faster than the speed of light you headlights order pizza and time it so it's waiting for you when you get back.
Not sure if this is scientifically correct, but it is the version I accept.![]()
I just assumed it's because space is dark. Really, really dark. You may think it's dark when the streetlight is out in front of the chemist's, but that's peanuts compared to space.