We all know that a statue carved by natural forces MAY be even more improbable that the odds of the constants being what they are.
Given that the odds of the constants being what they are is simply unknown (without accepting very questionably based assumptions), while any rational placement of the the odds on the statue being carved by natural forces is likely near impossible? It's
possible that the latter is less likely, but there's no actually good reason to consider it to be.
I was doing a "puddle" analogy to see how improbable something has to be to impress the skeptics on this site.

You failed, then, and added to your invoked fallacies if that was actually your intent. I can grant it to be a crude caricature created by someone who doesn't understand the puddle analogy and just wants it gone, but it definitely wasn't an actual variation of the puddle analogy.
And guess what? Some people said they would be impressed - then added that not only has it never happened, it will not happen.
Who? On review, those who responded to that bit at all were... Porpoise of Life, Meadmaker, and myself. None of our posts meet this description, though.
They are saved by their law of impressively large numbers which says miracles do not happen naturally.
Meadmaker, then, maybe, despite the lack of saying that he would be impressed? He's the only one who came even remotely close to this, after all, though he didn't actually invoke a law of impressively large numbers, but rather referred to a distinctly different principle.
Of course I happen to think that 10 to the power 229 is seriously impressive!
Assuming that it was actually on firm ground theoretically, sure. That's exactly what's not being accepted, though, because the models being treated as fact for the purposes of those calculations to derive those numbers are not actually very well supported in the first place and are effectively only one of many potential options, none of which has actually been shown to stand out from the pack, by the look of it.
Some discussion by Smolin:
For the former excerpt, indeed, the anthropic principle, in any of its variations, isn't particularly scientific, even if some scientists have proposed models that effectively invoke the Strong or Final variations. I don't recall seeing anyone here claim that it was scientific, though. For the latter, no one even invoked the Principle of Mediocrity. To invoke that would require having a trustworthy base to build from in the first place, which is exactly what we don't actually have at present.