Just for grins, I did a little reviewing.
Johann opened this thread on April 19.
In post #154, he first claimed to be a God, and said that's why he, himself, had no God.
In #165 he said he wasn't a God.
It took until #177 before he could be convinced to stop using all-caps.
In #221 he finally gets around to defining what he thinks of as a God. Note that, while claiming not to be a Christian, he later takes to quoting the bible frequently and at length (but then suddenly stops).
#230 he denies being (a) God.
#256 Mod Agatha decides to leave the thread open for the moment, in the hope that a coherent topic would emerge.
My eyes were beginning to cross at this point, and it seemed like a good place to stop. It was some time after this that Johann decided to become a hermaphrodite spouse of god.
So, now, about that coherent subject...
This signature is intended to irritate people.