Merged A God of Love / The Living God

[The Norseman]

I have it on good authority that it's actually pasta that is God.


Heretic.

Hey! I was just making a suggestion! I don't really think brownies are God. Really!






As to the OP: the semi-literate, mostly nonsensical disjointed non-sequitur ramblings reminds me of some kind of a bot or English-to-New-Age-Speak translator.

 

[The Norseman]

Yes- I too look forward to what I am certain will be an interesting and insightful conversation between the two of you! Please carry on!

What's clear enough is that they believe in different gods, but I guarantee that they'll provide a united front against the meanie atheists and horribly arrogant and hypocritical skeptics.

Just a small point- perhaps you can advise Johanabrahams as to how to use the quote function instead of the red-colored fonts? It might help improve the readability of his posts.

Yes! Perhaps they can pray about it together in brotherly harmony and their mutual gods can bless this board with sane, rational posting styles, colors and fonts.

 

[Beady]

What's clear enough is that they believe in different gods, but I guarantee that they'll provide a united front against the meanie atheists and horribly arrogant and hypocritical skeptics.



Yes! Perhaps they can pray about it together in brotherly harmony and their mutual gods can bless this board with sane, rational posting styles, colors and fonts.

In the biblical sense?

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[Donn]

In the biblical sense?

Bibs are entirely optional.

 

[Agatha]

Johanabrahams, please do not post in all-caps. Use the quote function - press the quote button on the post that you want to quote - or enclose quotes from other posters in the [ quote] [ /quote] tags (spaces added by me to demonstrate the tags). If you need help with the quote function, you need only ask and people will help you to familiarise yourself with it.

Replying to this modbox in thread will be off topic  Posted By: Agatha

 

[bruto]

That is odd, I do not recall identifying myself as such.

In fact I am member of the International Skeptics Forum, which is sufficient.

Oh, and a recipient of God's love, glory be!

No offense intended, but if you're not a conservative Roman Catholic, you're impersonating one very skillfully.

 

[Shalamar]

No offense intended, but if you're not a conservative Roman Catholic, you're impersonating one very skillfully.

Perhaps he's a liberal pastafarian playing a grand joke?

Hard to say, though I am also an Ordained Minister. I have a certificate and everything!

 

[Giordano]

No offense intended, but if you're not a conservative Roman Catholic, you're impersonating one very skillfully.

TBD certainly has presented himself as a conservative Roman Catholic over multiple threads. I wouldn't suggest that he is impersonating one skillfully- take that as you wish.

 

[Beady]

Perhaps he's a liberal pastafarian playing a grand joke?

Hard to say, though I am also an Ordained Minister. I have a certificate and everything!

Big deal! I have the PVC printed ID card. And a belt buckle![IMGw=640]https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170420/cd506d605d3ec583604544be9d86711e.jpg[/IMGw]

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[Belz...]

Beady could you make that image smaller? It's interfering with the display of the thread.

 

[Beady]

Beady could you make that image smaller? It's interfering with the display of the thread.

Seriously? It looks fine on my phone.

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[The Greater Fool]

Seriously? It looks fine on my phone.

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Or, if sizing it is problematic, as it always seems to be for me, just spoiler it.

 

[The Norseman]

In the biblical sense?

Well, one mustn't pry! Some theistic posters love to play the part of a virtual-verbal-Onan, however, as we've seen throughout many threads, much to my disgust.

 

[Beady]

It won't let me edit the post. Sorry, gang.

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[Slowvehicle]

It won't let me edit the post. Sorry, gang.

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Report it yourself, and ask the mods to fix it...

 

[Beady]

Report it yourself, and ask the mods to fix it...

Done.

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[asydhouse]

I was reading this thread, marvelling at the smugly passive aggressive posts of the Big Dog (snicker, his choice of name is too cute!), when the OP returned and started shouting in all capitalised letters...

SO, I am not going to read any more. I can't help but "hear" all caps as shouting, and I hear in my mind's ear the spittle-flecked voice of an aggressive northern Irish ranter like Ian Paisley, the ugliest voice in the world (a preacher's voice, no less).

Honestly I simply haven't the patience.

I got no god, but I do have love. And peace, when I remember. Life's too short. "Where's that bag of grass?"*


* Jimi Hendrix, mid jam session while recording Electric Ladyland.

 

[Porpoise of Life]

So Johan, why did you start this thread?
Every guess or question is met with some kind of version of 'shut up and listen', but you never proceed to tell us anything, you just react to what other people write, sentence by sentence.
Is there actually anything you want to discuss?

 

[Donn]

Beady could you make that image smaller? It's interfering with the display of the thread.

Seriously? [cheeky snip]

I hope you always retain the memory of your Pastafarian crotch shot being too vast for the Internet!

 

[Johanabrahams]

...why are you shouting? What, in your opinion, does capshouting add to your screed?

Human beings are so accustomed to judging . . .not knowing that they have very limited abilities in doing that. Look now . . .you say I am shouting while in fact i was not shouting. You say that I think it add to my "screed" while in fact I do not depend on that to add but I depend solely on my wisdom.

Love Johan