Inquire away. Do all the studies you need. Just because I happen to believe that dihydrino gas is entirely inert and not harmful doesn't mean I think assessments shouldn't be done. They certainly should.
You'll be glad to hear I've taken your advice, and conduced a dihydrino safety study using an animal model.
Method: Due to the unavailability of dihydrino gas samples to test, and the lack of a consensus on whether or not it's even possible to direct a flow of the gas to a test subject, the only feasible test protocol was to induce hydrino creation
in situ within the rats themselves. Accordingly, each rat in the test group was directly exposed to several hundred amps of low-voltage current delivered via two streams of molten silver within a paradoxically well-ventilated vacuum chamber. All the rats were in a normally hydrated condition at ignition, thus providing all of the necessary conditions for the production of hydrino from aqueous hydrogen.
Results: Alarmingly, the mortality in the test rats was 100%, an increase by a factor of approximately infinity compared to control rats that were isolated from hydrino particles by an impenetrable barrier of lawyers. Post mortem examination was unable to isolate the specific cause of death (or any identifiable residue) but disruption of the enzymatic conversion of TDP-4-Oxo-6-deoxyglucose into TDP-rhamnos is a possibility.
Conclusion: To reach any final conclusion it's necessary to eliminate the alternative possibility that it was the molten silver and/or the massive arcing current, rather than the hydrino particles themselves, that caused the mortality. This is amply accomplished by noting that five of the test rats emitted, at the moment of ignition, death squeaks that, according to the mathematical models presented in a 978-page unpublished un-peer-reviewed book on mammalian physics written by yours truly, were at frequencies consistent with the effects of lethal hydrino toxicity and inconsistent with any other possible cause of death whatsoever. The evidence that hydrino toxicity killed the rats is therefore
every bit as strong as the evidence that hydrino production causes the heat and light in Mills's cells.
I will not be releasing the full confirmatory details or documentation of my study pending the editorial review of the paper I've submitted to
Science. Due to the public safety significance of the findings and (if I do say so myself) the quality of the work, I am optimistic about its acceptance. This would only be the second paper of mine to see publication in
Science so despite the apparent setback to the nascent hydrino-based energy industry, I'm excited by the results and am grateful to markie for suggesting this course of research.