*MostlyDead sniffs at the air, smelling a 'you wouldn't hit a poor, weak woman' argument coming*
Easy. As I said earlier, I won't physically assault anyone, except in defense. But simple schoolyard fair fighting rules would apply in your thought experiment: the elderly, mentally ill, physically disabled, all off limits for fighting. Leaves just women, right? *MostlyDead confirms the earlier scent* Further exclude dramatic size differences, like weight classes in fighting sports.
Not this cat. I think talk is cheap. But I wouldn't force that standard Spencer's attacker. And I wouldn't lift a finger to see him brought to justice either. Spencer has disdain for American ideals, so I feel no compulsion to protect him with them.
Agreed.
Exempted under fair fighting rules, elderly.
If you insist. But cutting to the chase: Mom will be pissed that the attacker didn't break Spencer's jaw.